Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and ch@stity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one’s wish.
The first nun said with a blush, “This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit, while I did love serving the Lord, the vow of ch@stity was really tough on me. May I return to Earth for a weekend of unbridled lust, with the face and body of Scarlett Johansson?”
Saint Peter said, “Your wish is granted!”
POOF
She disappeared and returned to Earth to fulfill her fantasy.
The second nun agreed and said, “I’d like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Sydney Sweeney?”
Saint Peter said again, “Your wish is granted!”
POOF
Away she went!
The third nun nodded her head in agreement, “I, too, would like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Alice Gan Pipalini?”
With a confused look, Saint Peter replied, “I’m sorry, Sister, but I do not know of her? Is she a famous starlet?”
The Sister squealed with excitement, “Oh my, yes, yes, she is! She’s the most famous one of them all! Why, look at this article I’ve been saving for years!”
And with that, she reached into her pocket and pulled out an old, yellow, folded-up newspaper article, which she handed to him with shaking hands.
Saint Peter slowly unfolded the paper and read the headline aloud, “Alaskan Pipeline laid by 500 men in one week.”
Explanation: The joke is a play on misunderstanding. The nun mistakes a newspaper headline about constructing the Alaskan Pipeline (a major oil project) for a s*xual feat. She thinks “laid by 500 men” means s*x with 500 men, believing “Alice Gan Pipalini” is a glamorous woman, not realizing it’s wordplay.
