Easter for Seniors is all about good food, warm memories, and a few laughs while watching the grandkids search for eggs in all the wrong places. While the little ones dash around with sticky fingers, seniors enjoy the fun from a cozy chair, sharing jokes that bring smiles across every generation.
Our Easter Jokes for Seniors turn a regular Sunday into a laughter-filled celebration. They bring light moments, especially when shared with family or friends. Seniors enjoy these jokes because they’re simple, cheerful, and full of charm. A good Easter joke can lift the mood faster than a basket of jellybeans. It’s the perfect way to keep the fun going all day long.
Best Easter Jokes
Why does Korea have more Christians than China?
Because China is east, but Korea is easter.
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At IHOP.
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Jesus walks into a motel, lays down three nails on the front counter.
And asks, “Can you put me up for the night?”
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.
How do you figure out how old an Easter Bunny is?
Check him for grey hares.
Wife: “What are your plans for Easter?”
Husband: “Same as Jesus.”
Wife: “What do you mean?”
Husband: “I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.”
Wife: “AWESOME, if you do that I’ll do the same as Mary.”
Husband: “What do you mean?”
Wife: “Show up pregnant, untouched by my husband.”
Husband stayed home all Easter.
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What kind of exercise did Jesus do to get such good abs?
CrossFit.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics.
Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
Johns Hopkins.
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?
Because he was having a bad hare day.
What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
The ones with hoppy endings.
Why does Jesus hate M&M’s?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else.
Three men die and go to heaven. St. Peter asks them to explain the meaning of Easter to enter.
First man: “Easter is when we decorate a tree and Santa brings us presents.”
St. Peter: “That’s Christmas.”
Second man: “Easter is when we have parades and fireworks.”
St. Peter: “That’s Independence Day.”
Third man: “Easter is when Jesus was crucified, buried, and rose from the dead. He came out of the tomb, saw his shadow, and we had six more weeks of winter!”
St. Peter sighed.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs.
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What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt?
Hopscotch.
What’s Jesus’ favorite holiday?
Easter—he made a comeback!
Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls.
Why did the Easter Bunny fail to deliver?
He put all his eggs in one basket.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fooling around with the chickens.
How does Jesus make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How do chicks stay in shape?
They do egg-streme sports.
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A boy asked his father:
Boy: “Why is my sister named Theresa?”
Father: “Because your mother loves Easter and Theresa is an anagram.”
Boy: “Thanks, Dad.”
Father: “No problem, Alan.”
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else.
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
Why did Jesus become a gardener during Easter?
He wanted to bring the garden back to life!
How do you know an Easter egg is a good listener?
Because it always cracks up at your jokes.
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial.
Why did the egg fail its driving test?
It couldn’t stop cracking under pressure.
Heaven was getting crowded, so St. Peter decided to admit only those who could make him laugh.
The first man looked at Saint Peter and said, “Oh man, it was awful, I was absolutely SURE my wife was having an affair, so I left work early and came home to catch her in the act! When I got home, sure as shit there she was naked in bed! I looked all over the apartment but I couldn’t find the guy anywhere, so I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and there he was! Hanging over the edge by his fingertips! I ran inside, grabbed a hammer, and started smacking his hands and fingers with it! He finally let go and fell down 25 stories, but he landed in some bushes, so I ran inside and grabbed the refrigerator, and heaved it over the balcony down on top of him, crushing him and killing him! But the strain and exertion from picking up the refrigerator gave me a heart attack, and I died.” Saint Peter let out a faint chuckle, and since it was a crime of passion, he decided to let this poor soul in.
Then the second man explained his death, “Well, St. Peter, it was awful, I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th story apartment when a flock of birds came out of nowhere and startled me! I fell over the railing but managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below me. All of a sudden, some maniac came outside and started hitting my hands with a hammer until I let go! Luckily, I landed in some bushes but then this guy dropped a freaking refrigerator on me!” Saint Peter chuckled again, let the second man into heaven, and decided he could really start to enjoy his job. A third man came walking up to the Pearly Gates.
The third man says, Oh man, Saint Peter you’re never gonna believe this! Alright so picture this…..I’m naked, hiding in a fridge…”
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What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker.
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What did the egg say when it was complimented?
“Eggs-actly what I needed to hear!”
What’s Jesus’s favorite type of Easter bread?
Cross-aints!
How do eggs stay in shape?
They do egg-streme sports.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Several churches started having problems with squirrels damaging their buildings.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.
What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari?
An eggs-plorer.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
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What do you call a chick who tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6 feet away from the 2 thieves?
To prevent cross-contamination.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
Hip hop.
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Pop, what are you talking about?!” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick and tired of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“Like Heck they’re getting a divorce, she shouts. I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at the old man,
“You are NOT getting divorced! Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, smiles, and turns to his wife.
“They’re coming for Easter and paying their own way.”
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
Why do the chicks love Jesus?
Because he’s hung like THIS!
Who do marshmallows like to hang out with at Easter?
Their peeps!
Do you have an Easter joke for seniors? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
