The Trump inauguration in 2025 was a spectacle to remember. Due to freezing temperatures, the ceremony moved indoors to the Capitol Rotunda, limiting attendance to 700 people instead of the anticipated 250,000. Despite the chilly weather, the event featured performances by country artists like Carrie Underwood and Jason Aldean, adding a musical flair to the proceedings. The unique circumstances and grandiose elements of the inauguration provided ample material for inauguration jokes, as observers couldn’t help but find humor in the day’s events.
Inauguration jokes have become a staple of political humor, offering a lighthearted take on the pomp and circumstance of these ceremonies. From witty remarks about the weather to playful digs at political figures, these jokes add a touch of levity to the formality of the occasion. They serve as a reminder that, even in the most serious moments, there’s always room for a good laugh.
Best Inauguration Jokes
The inauguration is today.
Trump: Unprecedented.
Biden: Un-Presidented.
Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech
It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice.
Why does Donald Trump want classical music at his inauguration?
He wants to grab them by Debussy.
Trump’s inauguration had a low turnout.
Still more than Harris’s inauguration.
On the night of his inauguration, Donald Trump is visited by 3 ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. Trump asks him, “How can I make America great again?” FDR replies, “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets” Trump’s face sours “FAKE NEWS!” he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls back to sleep.
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump. He screams for his bodyguards but Washington is already gone.
Around 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks, “How can I make America great again?”
Lincoln thinks for a bit and says, “Go to the theater.”
What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win?
Trump-ets.
I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump’s inauguration.
It will forever be remembered as the day shit went down.
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The year is 2028 and the United States has just elected the first woman president, who happens to be from Wisconsin. A few days after the election, the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father and says, “So, dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so, Susie. It’s an 18-hour drive.”
“Don’t worry about it, dad! I will send Air Force One, and a limousine to pick you up at your door.”
“I don’t know, Susie. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”
“Oh, dad,” replies Susan, “I’ll make sure she has a wonderful gown, custom-made by the best designer in Washington.”
“Honey,” her dad complains, “you know I can’t eat those rich foods you eat. Do they serve tap beer?”
The president-to-be responds, “Don’t worry, dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington. I’ll ensure your meal has potatoes and cheddar in it. You and mom just have to be there.”
So, her dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2028, Susan is being sworn in as president of the United States. In the front row sit Susan’s parents. Her dad, noticing a Senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible?”
“You bet I do,” whispers the Senator in reply.
The dad proudly beams, “Her brother played football for the Green Bay Packers.”
Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?
Because it’s a cold day in hell.
It’s official Trump’s inauguration date is now a National Holiday.
At least I assume so because the government shutdown for it.
The first Jewish President of the United States is elected.
The night before the inauguration he calls his mother.
“Mom, I’d love for you to come visit and stay with me during the inauguration and for a few days.”
“Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.”
“Mom, I’ll fly you out on Air Force One!”
“Oh, but you know, cab fare is ridiculous.”
“Mom, the Presidential motorcade will drive you here.”
“But accommodations, especially during the inau—“
“MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”
She reluctantly agrees, hangs up, and starts talking to her friend.
“Who was that?”
“My son.”
gasp “The doctor?”
“No, the other one.”
News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures.
451 degrees Fahrenheit.
Are you disappointed you didn’t have a white Christmas?
Don’t worry. I heard Inauguration Day will be plenty white.
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Before his inauguration, George W. Bush was invited to take a tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of water, he asked President Clinton if he could use the bathroom in the Oval Office. He was astonished to see that the president had a solid gold urinal installed. That night, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
“Just think,” he said, “when I’m president, I’ll have my own personal gold urinal!”
Laura had lunch with Hillary Clinton on her tour of the White House and told her how impressed George had been with his discovery of the president’s private bathroom and gold urinal.
“Bill doesn’t have a gold urinal,” Hillary told Laura, “but that explains who peed in Bill’s saxophone.”
Trump’s Inauguration Speech was uploaded to Cornhub.
“Rich White Man Fuggs Entire Country!”
The date is 20 January 2025. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President.
He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Biden and says, “You’re Fired!”
Why was William Henry Harrison’s inaugural address so memorable?
He had a killer final draft.
I was really moved by Trump’s Inauguration,
I walked right out in the middle of his speech.
They are serving “Trump Soup” at the inauguration banquet.
Stewed Orange and Chickpea.
I just came up with Trump’s inauguration drink.
I call it, “Make America Smashed Again” It’s a White Russian with pumpkin spice.
I wanted to watch the inauguration today
But Eisenhower late.
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Theodore Roosevelt ends his inauguration speech
“Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.”
What do you call it when nobody comes to the inauguration?
An unpresidented situation.
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