The iPhone, Apple’s flagship technological marvel, has become more than just a phone; it’s a cultural icon. Since its launch in 2007, the iPhone has redefined the way we communicate, entertain, and live our daily lives. It’s known for its sleek design, user-friendly interface, and a plethora of features that can sometimes feel like they require a tech wizard to fully understand. With each new release, eager fans line up, sometimes camping outside stores, to get their hands on the latest model. It’s not just a phone, it’s a fashion statement, a status symbol, and for some, a device they’d willingly trade their left kidney for. The evolution of the iPhone has been a journey of innovation and style, often accompanied by a hefty price tag that leaves wallets feeling significantly lighter.
This blend of high-tech sophistication and the near-fanatical devotion it inspires makes the iPhone a ripe subject for humor. iPhone jokes often play on the quirks and idiosyncrasies of the device and its users, from the ever-decreasing battery life to the mystery of why the latest model looks suspiciously like the last one, but with a new number on the box. These jokes encapsulate the love-hate relationship many have with their gadgets, poking fun at everything from the over-dependence on smartphones to the lengths people will go to own the latest model. It’s a humorous commentary on our tech-obsessed society, where losing your iPhone can sometimes feel more tragic than a minor life crisis.
Best iPhone Jokes
How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1200 for it.
Have you heard about our iPhone 15 Pro joke?
It’s just a slightly improved iPhone 14 Pro Max.
Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.
What do you call when a Pirate updates their iPhone?
An iPatch.
How do you confuse an Apple user?
Give them options.
A 7-year-old kid showed his uncle with pride the ‘telephone’ he had just made from a string and two tin cans.
The man pulled out his iPhone and said, “That’s nice, but… Look at what kids your age make in China!”
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Apple Store to order a Big Mac.
An Apple fan walks into a bar.
Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more.
What do you call a person who saw an Apple store getting robbed?
An iWitness.
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common?
They both come with a tiny dongle
Why didn’t Adam buy Eve the new iPhone?
Because Apple has terrible customer service and their products are really expensive.
What’s the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold?
An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?
Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive.
“Well”, said Tim Cook, “that’s because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!”
“Then why are Androids so much cheaper?”, asked the journalist.
“Because,” said Tim Cook, “an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone.”
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
Why do iPhones have a great sense of humor?
Because they crack up easily.
What will happen to your iPhone under Communism?
There won’t be any iPhones, but you will have an UsPhone.
Why do iPhone cameras look like a stove top?
Because Tim Cooks.
Did you hear about the guy who’s been stealing iPhones all over town?
He is going to Face Time soon.
On the second day of marriage, a husband went to the makeup artist who did his wife’s bridal makeup and gifted her a beautifully packed iPhone 14 box.
The makeup artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
The husband smiled and said, “Same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning!”
How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
What do you get when you drop a smartphone into a deep fryer?
An Apple fritter.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Iraq was a bra made by Apple.
Have you seen the new iPhone card trick?
It’s the one where all the jacks disappear.
What do you call an iPhone’s battery?
Apple juice.
An Android phone and an iPhone meet after a year.
iPhone: What……the……hell…..dude? You…..are…..infested…..with…..malware!!
Android Phone: Idiots don’t update me. But what happened to you? Why are speaking with a lag?
iPhone: Idiots…..updated……me.
What do Apple products and the NFL have in common?
The Chargers suck.
What do you call a fake iPhone?
A Phone-y.
What do you call an angry mob of sheep?
Users with an old iPhone.
Why doesn’t Captain Picard have an iPhone?
He already has an Android, and it came with a data plan.
What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Christmas Tree?
A pineapple.
What do you call an iPhone with no sense of humor?
Too Siri-ous!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Apple store to go grocery shopping.
Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?
He had a blue tooth.
What do Rice Krispies and loud iPhones have in common?
They’re both a Siri-Yell you can hear!
One evening, Snow White came home late after a long walk in the woods. The dwarfs were waiting for her, all seven of them frantic with worry.
“I tried to call you on my iPhone,” she said. “But none of you picked up.”
“Hardly a surprise,” replied Grumpy. “You know we don’t allow apples in this cottage.”
What did the male iPhone say to the female iPhone?
“Nice apps.”
What do you call a technological singularity, in which your MacBook, iPhone and iPad stop working?
Applecalypse.
What do you call a corrupted iPhone?
A bad apple.
Why is it called an iPhone?
It really should be called an earPhone!
How do you know that you are really ugly?
When you put your new iPhone X in your back pocket and the facial recognition unlocks your phone.
Why didn’t Apple release an iPhone 9?
Because 7 ate 9.
Did you hear about the guy who won an iPhone 13 in a race?
The other two competitors are: the owner of the phone and police officers.
Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7?
Cause it didn’t have a Jack.
Did you know that the iPhone 6+ was invented by men?
Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, “six plus!”
What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?
“Does anyone have a charger I could use?”
Did you know that the iPhone 7 is illegal?
It got de-ported.
Why did Isaac Newton change his mobile from an iPhone to a Galaxy?
Because the Apple keeps falling down to the ground!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Apple Store to buy apples!
What kind of iPhone does Borat have?
A great 6S!
What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out of memory space?
Successful.
Why was the iPhone wearing glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
Two autocorrecting iPhones walk into a bear.
Bard*
BRA*
BOAR*
JESUS %#$&ING CHRISTINA AGUILERA!
Why can’t the math nerd ever use the smartphone developed by Apple?
Because the iPhone is imaginary for him.
Have you heard about the new iPhone SE made for Mexico?
It’s called the ayayayPhone.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.
Have you heard of Apple’s new announcement of its plans for an iPhone bu**plug?
It will be the world’s first smart ass phone.
Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
Because they don’t want to give away their IP address!
What if iPhones auto-corrected duck instead of f*ck?
“I went to the park and fed some f*cks by the pond today.”
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Why do Chinese people love iPhones and Apple products?
Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
Isn’t it weird about the world that we live in?
Where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Do you have a funny joke about the iPhone? Write down your own puns in the comment section below!
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she would get one as long as she had good grades, did her chores, and followed the house rules. Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It’s my way or the Huawei.
Today I gave an iPhone and $500 to a homeless guy.
You will never know the happiness I felt when he put his gun away.