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400 Laffy Taffy Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Hilarious

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Laffy Taffy Jokes

Laffy Taffy isn’t just candy, it’s a chewy workout for your jaw with a surprise inside. Every wrapper hides a Laffy Taffy joke, the kind that makes you groan, laugh, or question why you’re laughing at all. It’s like getting two treats in one: sugar for your taste buds and comedy for your brain.
These jokes are so cheesy they could be a pizza topping. They stick to your mind just like the taffy sticks to your teeth. Ever unwrapped a piece and read the joke so fast that you forgot to chew? That’s the magic of Laffy Taffy jokes, they distract you with puns while you struggle to unglue your molars.

Funny Laffy Taffy Jokes

  1. What will a chatty caterpillar become? A social butterfly.
  2. What happens to a pumpkin when it becomes rotten? It turns into a green Jack O’ Lantern.
  3. Why don’t monsters eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
  4. What car does a ghost drive? A Boo-ick (Buick).
  5. What is a potato’s favorite game? Hash-tag.
  6. What is a parasite? Something you see in Paris.
  7. What can make honey and words? A spelling bee.
  8. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  9. What is free and full of teeth? A smile.
  10. Which garden has the most vegetables? Flash garden.
  11. What shoe type can’t decide? Flip flops.
  12. What did the noodles say to the butter? “Don’t try and butter me up.”
  13. How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb? None. Vampires like the dark.
  14. What color screams hello? Yellow.
  15. What is the best way to keep water from running? Don’t pay the water bill.
  16. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
  17. What do mad bees scream out? Buzz off.
  18. What kind of room unites people? A chatroom.
  19. What’s a top you can’t wear? A laptop.
  20. What kind of phone needs gas? Auto-mobile.

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  1. Why did the skier bring wipes? Because he didn’t want to wipe out.
  2. What tunes do cows enjoy? Moo-sic.
  3. What type of load only rises? Upload.
  4. Why did the phones break up? Because they wanted to go wireless.
  5. What does a cold stereo play? Cool music.
  6. Why was the pencil’s joke bad? Because it had no point.
  7. What do trees and people each have? Roots.
  8. What has four eyes but can’t see? Mississippi.
  9. How does the beach greet you? With waves.
  10. What’s the best beach day? Sun-day.
  11. Why was the gift late to the party it was all wrapped up.
  12. What type of bow loves water? A rainbow.
  13. Why did the apple turnover? Because he got jealous of the jelly roll.
  14. What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
  15. What did the little boy tell the game warden? His dad was in the kitchen poaching eggs.
  16. What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
  17. What type of data has a band? Gig-abyte.
  18. What do you call a mean-tempered horse? A nightmare!
  19. Why did the PC go to the doc? It had a virus.
  20. Where do fish sleep? In a water bed!

Recommended: Dad Joke of the Day

  1. Why did the elephant decide not to move? Because he couldn’t lift his trunk.
  2. How do sheep get clean? They take a baa-aa-aa-th.
  3. What did the judge say to the racket? “We will send you to court.”
  4. What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth.
  5. Why was the ocean arrested? Because it beat upon the shore.
  6. What flies and helps people? A helidoctor.
  7. What kind of plant do you put in a cake? Flower.
  8. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Because they would quack up.
  9. How do small children travel? In mini vans.
  10. What has hands, but cannot clap? A clock.
  11. What type of check has no money? Spell check.
  12. What do you watch on TV in the morning? A breakfast serial (cereal).
  13. What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball.
  14. Why did Billy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept.
  15. What’s the best time to visit a dentist? Tooth-thirty.
  16. How do you get the water into watermelon? Plant it in the spring.
  17. How do camels blend in? Camel-flage.
  18. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap? His mom told him to “live in the present”.
  19. What has two hands but no arms? A clock.
  20. Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher? Because Mozart’s teacher was Hayden.

Recommended: Adult Joke of the Day

  1. What building has the most stories? A library.
  2. What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field.
  3. Why did the phones break-up? There was no connection.
  4. What did one casket say to the other casket? “That you coffin?”
  5. Why did the cable get sad? His phone friend went wireless.
  6. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A “pouch” potato.
  7. Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
  8. What do you call a bird with glasses? A bird watcher.
  9. What is the best smelling insect? Deodor-ant.
  10. Why didn’t the duck cross the grill? He didn’t want to be roast duck.
  11. Why was the queen antsy? She was the queen of the ants.
  12. What does a chicken and a band have in common? They both have drumsticks.
  13. What’s a nocturnal horse? A night mare.
  14. What is a buckaneer? Expensive corn.
  15. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.
  16. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
  17. What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears!
  18. What did the crop say to the farmer? “Why are you always picking on me?”
  19. What makes music on your head? A head band!
  20. What is green and pecks on a tree? Woody wood pickle.

Recommended: Dad Joke of the Day

  1. How do mules open locked barns? With don-keys.
  2. What did one autumn leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you!”
  3. What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
  4. What was the judge’s drink order? Just ice.
  5. What do you get with a fly, a pet, and a car? A flying car pet!
  6. I need to fix my pen. Do you have any tips?
  7. Why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn’t want to litter.
  8. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porkypine.
  9. Which candy can’t get anywhere on time? Choco-late!
  10. Where does an alien get its milk? From the Milky Way.
  11. Where do you find pre-historic cows? In a mooseum!
  12. When are rip tides dangerous? Current-ly.
  13. What did the tree say to the wind? “Leaf” me alone!
  14. How should you greet women’s shoes? Hi, heels.
  15. What kind of key doesn’t open a lock? A monkey.
  16. Why do some people never go bald? They have a re-seeding hairline.
  17. Why did the little mouse run away from home? Because his father was a rat.
  18. Why did the sun go to school? It wanted to be brighter.
  19. Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner? Everybody knows, Mary had a little lamb.
  20. What did one penny say to the other? “Let’s get together and make some sense.”

Recommended: Corny Jokes

  1. What do you call a picture of a bookshelf? A shelfie.
  2. Why don’t lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
  3. What did the parking lot say to the garage? “Be car-ful.”
  4. What did one triangle say to the other triangle? “Let’s get together and square dance.”
  5. What did the math book say to his doctor? “I’m full of problems.”
  6. What is labor day? That’s when mommies have their babies.
  7. Why did the crazy train get in trouble? He had loco-motives.
  8. Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
  9. What kind of tree likes to give high fives? Palm trees.
  10. Why couldn’t the clam finish dinner because it was stuffed.
  11. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
  12. Which day of the week is the moon’s least favorite? Sunday.
  13. What does a ghost call their partner? My boo.
  14. What happened to the wind? It blew away.
  15. What did the mouse use to build his house? Cottage Cheese.
  16. What did the net say when the ball swished in? “That’s my internet.”
  17. When was meat so high? When the cow jumped over the moon.
  18. What’s a school of peas? A peapod.
  19. How does the sun and moon play hide and seek? An eclipse.
  20. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Blood orange.

Recommended: Short Jokes

  1. Why is the baker so mean? Because he beats the bread.
  2. Where should you never take dogs shopping? The flea market.
  3. What is a fish’s favorite country? Finland.
  4. What can make splits with no legs? A banana.
  5. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? He was afraid of the bark!
  6. What can you call a car that never stops? Cargo.
  7. What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment.
  8. Why did the ghost sing off key? He left his sheet music at home.
  9. What’s the best way to brush your hare? Hold him firmly by his long ears and brush gently.
  10. What did the egg say to the frying pan? “You crack me up.”
  11. What does the bunny say on Jan. 1st? “Hoppy New Year.”
  12. What did the egg say to the frying pan? “You crack me up.”
  13. What type of pic do you take with a surfer? A surfie.
  14. How come beachcombers never starve at the beach? Because of all the sand-which-is there.
  15. What type of pic do you take with a surfer? A surfie.
  16. What is a baseball player in a hot air balloon? Batter up.
  17. What do you call a clown with a psych degree? A fun-cologist.
  18. How does a baby search the internet? It oogles it.
  19. What did the bee whisper to his honey? Sweet nothings.
  20. Why did the man take a hammer to bed? He wanted to hit the sack.

Recommended: Best Jokes

  1. What do packages and social media share? A post-al system.
  2. What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A cauliflower.
  3. What’s clever and can fit in your hand? A smartphone.
  4. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!
  5. What do you deserve and is also a type of bagel? Everything.
  6. What pounds in your ears? The drum.
  7. What is solid but can also send a message? A post.
  8. What bee does well in school? A spelling bee.
  9. What can open doors and is full of letters? Keys.
  10. What’s green and sings? “Elvis Parsley!!”
  11. What kind of tree survives with no water? A family tree.
  12. What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile.
  13. How do birds chat with each other? Tweets.
  14. What has teeth but you don’t need to brush? A zipper.
  15. What does a pig write with? An oink pen.
  16. What type of research is also a sport? Surfing.
  17. Why did the children all eat their homework? Because he teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  18. What is a vampire’s favorite food? Neck-tarines!
  19. What kind of time doesn’t need a clock? face to face time.
  20. Where do sick boats go? The dock!

Recommended: Bad Dad Jokes

  1. What will a chatty butterfly become? A social buterfly.
  2. What type of turtle likes things fast? The snappy kind.
  3. Why was the student’s report card wet? Because his grades were below C-level.
  4. What nut has water when you crack it open? A coconut.
  5. Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.
  6. What do you deserve that is also a type of bagel? Everything.
  7. What type of grade only gets better? An upgrade.
  8. What do you call twin brothers? A sunset.
  9. What type of scan can prevent infection? Antivirus.
  10. Why did the potato go to France? Because he wanted to be a French fry.
  11. What’s full of flowers but also a snake? A garden.
  12. What do bulls write with? With a bullpen.
  13. What type of line is not spoken on drawn? On-line.
  14. If you dog kisses you what do you call it? A pooch smooch.
  15. What type of brief packs a punch? a boxer brief.
  16. How do hens stay fit? They always eggs-ercise.
  17. How a cyclist train for a race? By recycling.
  18. What kind of cat likes water? An octopuss!
  19. What is a vampire’s favorite drink? A bloody mary!
  20. What’s a dryer’s favorite exercise? Spinning.

Recommended: Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit? A chilly dog on a bun!
  2. What type of truck is never lonely? A pick-up truck.
  3. Why did the candle get a round of applause? It was scent-sational.
  4. What is black and white and blue all over? A skunk in the north pole.
  5. What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.
  6. What did one cool alien say to the other? “Yo! You’re a far out dude!”
  7. What is a snake’s favorite subject? Hissss-tory.
  8. Mississippi, how do you spell it? I-T.
  9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
  10. What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
  11. What has a neck, no head, and wears a cap? A bottle.
  12. Which president was the biggest ham? Abraham (Lincoln, of course).
  13. How do social turtles communicate? Snappy-chat.
  14. What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship.
  15. How do birds chat with each other? Tweets.
  16. Why did the imaginary woman wear lipstick? She was made up.
  17. Where do very smart hot dogs end up? On honor rolls!
  18. What is a cat’s favorite thing to read? A catalog.
  19. What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
  20. Why didn’t the guitar player eat the whole apple? Too hard core.

Recommended: Funny Jokes

  1. What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t frown, be hoppy.
  2. How do you disinfect your phone’s calendar? An app-ointment.
  3. When does a doctor get mad? When he runs out of patients.
  4. What do you get when you cross Noah’s ark and a bug? Arctic.
  5. What gives a ghost the right to scare you? A haunting license.
  6. How come the Buffalo Bills went to the bank? To get their quarter back.
  7. What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
  8. What does the sun skate on? Solarblades.
  9. Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class? He had a bad latitude.
  10. How did the farmer move his cow? In a mooving van.
  11. What did the miner think about this joke? He dug it.
  12. What do you get when you mix paint together? A mess.
  13. Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he didn’t have a brain.
  14. What can you throw but can’t catch? A party.
  15. Why did the bowling pins stop working? Because they went on strike.
  16. Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk in schools.
  17. How many months have 28 days? All of them!
  18. What has 2 banks but no money? A river.
  19. What did King Tut say when he got scared? “I want my mummy!”
  20. What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain? A drizzly bear.

Recommended: Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Where do two bunnies go after they get married? On their bunnymoon!
  2. Why did the orange use suntan oil? Because he started to peel.
  3. What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence.
  4. What do you call a pig in a pawn shop? A hamhawk
  5. What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS.
  6. Why did the witch fly her broom? Because her vacuum was too heavy.
  7. What kind of candy gets the giggles? Laffy Taffy.
  8. Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter!
  9. How did the bones cross the street? They didn’t, the dogs ate them.
  10. What did the fan say to the other fan? “You blow me away.”
  11. What store do dogs refuse to go to? The flea market.
  12. Why did the baby ghost cry? ‘Cause it had a boo-boo.
  13. What did the hotdog say when he won the contest? “I’m the wiener!”
  14. Why did the spider log on to the internet? He wanted to go to his web-site.
  15. How can you tell the ocean is friendly? Because it waves!
  16. What has a bottom on its top? Your legs!
  17. What do you do with a sick wasp? Take it to a waspital.
  18. Why are A’s like flowers? Because B’s come after them!
  19. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  20. Why was the broom late? It overswept!

Recommended: Chuck Norris Jokes

  1. How do you fix a monkey? With a monkey wrench!
  2. What does a ship say when it’s cold? “Shiver me timbers!”
  3. How do billboards talk? Sign language.
  4. What kind of chain is edible? A food chain.
  5. What do you call Minnesota when it snows? Minnesnowda.
  6. How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it is down to a quarter.
  7. What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root Beer!
  8. How does a dinosaur come out of a pool? Wet!
  9. What would you do without your memories? Forget.
  10. What animal talks the most? A yak.
  11. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
  12. How did the monkey cross the road? It jumped on a chicken’s back.
  13. Where does Scrooge go to in New York City? The Grumpire State Building!
  14. What did the cake say to the candle? “You’re burning my back.”
  15. What animal don’t you play cards with? A cheetah.
  16. What is a strawberry when it is sad? A blueberry!
  17. Which monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!
  18. What do you call a dinosaur that’s asleep? A dinosnore.
  19. What has four legs and goes booo? A cow with a cold.
  20. What is a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar!

Recommended: Pun Jokes

  1. What has a head, a tail, but no body? A Coin.
  2. What do you call an owl that has armor on? A knight owl.
  3. What is in the middle of Paris? The letter R.
  4. What’s the funniest bone in your body? The humerus.
  5. Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead.
  6. How do you spot a dogwood tree? By its bark.
  7. How far did the witch fly? Ghost to ghost.
  8. How does every baseball player get a hit? He sings a song.
  9. How do trees get on the internet? They log on!
  10. What doesn’t get wet when it rains? The ocean.
  11. What did the wind say to the screen? “Just passing through!”
  12. Which side of a mug should you put the handle on? The outside.
  13. Why did the elephant eat a 100 watt lightbulb? He wanted a light lunch.
  14. Is it okay to sleep on a stomach? I prefer sleeping on a bed.
  15. What is the hottest day of the week? Fri-day.
  16. Why was the cat such a sour puss? Because …too many…
  17. What did the hurricane say to the island? “I’ve got my eye on you!”
  18. What is a frog’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
  19. In France, what do frogs eat? French flies.
  20. Why did the store close at 2:00? Because it was Twosday (Tuesday).

Recommended: Lame Jokes

  1. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
  2. Which bug gobbles up trash? The litter bug.
  3. What is black, white and red? A baby panda with diaper rash.
  4. How do you get a free light bulb? Catch a lightening bug.
  5. Why did the sock monster cross the road? To stink up the whole town.
  6. What street does a ghost live on? A dead end.
  7. What is a “sound” sleeper? Someone who snores.
  8. Why did the skunk cross the road? To get to de odor side!
  9. What did the book say to the page? “Don’t turn away from me.”
  10. What did the shoulder say to the arm? “How are you hanging?”
  11. What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin’ Catholic.
  12. Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain? Because he didn’t have the guts.
  13. What bus crossed the ocean? Columbus.
  14. What doesn’t get wet when it rains? The ocean.
  15. What did the digital clock say to its mom? “Look Mom, no hands.”
  16. What lake tastes good with French fries? Great Salt Lake!
  17. What do you call a dog in summer? A hot dog.
  18. What time was it when the elephant sat on a chair? Time to get a new chair.
  19. What is the name of the headless horseman’s horse? Night-mare.
  20. What did the flower say to the bike? “Petal.”

Recommended: Dad Jokes for Work

  1. What’s a baby’s motto? If you don’t succeed cry cry again.
  2. What is a room no one can enter? A mushroom!
  3. Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors.
  4. What is thin, white and scary? Homework.
  5. If a snake had feet, what would you call them? Snakers instead of sneakers.
  6. What is the biggest pencil in the world? Pennsylvania.
  7. How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
  8. Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam.
  9. How do you keep a lion from charging? Take away its credit cards.
  10. Why did the fly play outfield? To catch the fly balls.
  11. What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs.
  12. What gets wet while it dries? A towel.
  13. Where do computers go on Saturday night? To a disco-o.
  14. Why did the farmer feed his cow money? He wanted rich milk.
  15. What do you do if a rhino charges you? Give him your credit card.
  16. What did one wall say to the other wall? “Meet you at the corner.”
  17. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck on the chicken’s back.
  18. Why can’t a bank keep a secret? Because there are too many tellers.
  19. What did yes say to no? “Maybe.”
  20. What did the red fish say to the sad, navy fish? “You’re blue.”

Recommended: Cringe Jokes

  1. What does a 500-pound parakeet say? “TWEET!!!”
  2. What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
  3. What has 2 hands but no arms? A clock.
  4. What building has the most stories? A library.
  5. What does a ghost call their partner? My boo.
  6. What did the net say when the ball swished in? “That’s my internet.”
  7. When are rip tides dangerous? Current-ly.
  8. How should you great women’s shoes? Hi, heels.
  9. What type of store do apes own? A monkey business.
  10. How can hurricanes see? They have eyes.
  11. What kind of time doesn’t need a clock? Face to face time.
  12. What type of data has a big bite? Megabyte.
  13. Who was responsible for the lake’s disarray? The Loch Mess monster.
  14. Why did the girl have a tiny wooden infant? She wanted a whittle baby.
  15. What do you call a king’s rabbit? The hare to the throne.
  16. What’s a good spot for a taste bud? I forgot…it’s on the tip of my tongue.
  17. Why did lunch time speed by? Because it was fast food.
  18. What’s a taco’s favorite dance? Salsa.
  19. What did the math book say to his doctor? “I’m full of problems.”
  20. What did the grocer say when all their fruit was stolen? “I’m peachless!”

Recommended: Mexican Word of the Day Jokes

  1. What is the most required skill to work in a juice factory? Ability to concentrate.
  2. Why didn’t the cow read the book? He was waiting for the moo-vie.
  3. Was the dolphin guilty? Yes, for all intents and porpoises.
  4. Why are pigs good valets? They are excellent parallel porkers.
  5. Whats a monster on a leash? Mans beast friend.
  6. What’s full of flowers and also a snake? A garden.
  7. What type of line is never spoken or drawn? On-line.
  8. What kind of doctor can work in an auto body shop? A dent-ist.
  9. what did the beard say to the moustache? “We’re hair today gone tomorrow.”
  10. What do trees and people have in common Roots.
  11. What types of store do apes own? A Monkey Business.
  12. How can hurricanes see? They have eyes.
  13. What type of fly loves bread? A butterfly.
  14. What bow cannot be tied? A rainbow.
  15. What can make splits with no legs? A banana.
  16. What can you call a car that never stops? Cargo.
  17. What does a cold stereo play? Cool music.
  18. Why was the pencil’s joke bad? Because it had no point.
  19. What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
  20. What 3 letters hold a lot of data? USB.

Recommended: Best Dad Jokes of All-Time

  1. What’s a baseball player in a hot air balloon? Batter up.
  2. What do you call a clown with a psych degree? A funcologist.
  3. Why don’t trees use the train? They can never decide on a root.
  4. What animal is the cow talking to? The moo-se.
  5. What do mad bees scream out? Buzz off.
  6. What kind of room unites people? A chat room.
  7. What did the gangster say to Julius Caesar? “You’re my romeboy.”
  8. What did the British umpire say to the batter? “Europe.”
  9. When are rip tides dangerous? Current-ly.
  10. How should you greet women’s shoes? Hi, heels.
  11. What has a neck, no head, and wears a cap? A bottle.
  12. How do social turtles communicate? Snappy-chat.
  13. Why didn’t the cow read the book ? He was waiting for the moo-vie.
  14. What did the author need before writing his book? A novel idea.
  15. Why did the girl have a tiny wooden infant? She wanted a whittle baby.
  16. What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi.
  17. How is a USB like an Elephant? They both have memory skills.
  18. Why did the fungus downsize? Because there was too mush-room.
  19. What did they call the girl born at the beach? Sandy.
  20. Why did the farmer yell at the grape? Because it was being un-raisin-able.

Recommended: Deez Nuts Jokes

  1. Why was the pencil’s joke bad? Because it had no point.
  2. How did the Bananamobile escape? It peeled out.
  3. Did you hear about the dried grapes? We’ve been raisin awareness.
  4. Why was the peach late to school? It had to make a pit stop.
  5. Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have a high turnover rate.
  6. Why are Florida hotels so nice? The Amanatees.
  7. What’s spicy but cold in the winter? Chilly Peppers.
  8. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.
  9. What do you do if you see a blue mango? Try to cheer it up.
  10. What’s a potatoes favorite game? Hash-Tag.
  11. What can make honey and words? A spelling bee.
  12. How do potatoes resolve fights? They hash it out.
  13. When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up.
  14. What type of bug has good etiquette? A lady bug.
  15. What do you call a lazy bull? A bulldozer.
  16. Don’t trust the reason why your friend wants a new bathtub It doesn’t hold water.
  17. What did the miner think of this joke? He dug it.
  18. What sport can also be research? Surfing.
  19. Why do phones ring? Because they can’t speak.
  20. How do cows communicate? They have mooo-biles.
  21. How do cellphones get around? They are mobile.
  22. Why do computers need insurance? In case the hard drive crashes.
  23. Why did lunchtime speed up? Because it was fast food.
  24. What’s a taco’s favorite dance? Salsa.
  25. How do potatoes resolve fights? They hash it out.
  26. When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up.
  27. Why do bananas like gymnastics? How does a tree go home when ready? They like to make splits, it leaves.
  28. How do cell phones get around? They are mobile.
  29. Why do computers need insurance? In case the hard drive crashes.
  30. Why can’t the police catch the wool? It’s living on the lamb.
  31. What type of line is not spoken or drawn? On-line.
  32. What has 2 hands but no arms? A Clock.
  33. What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
  34. What 3 letters hold a lot of data? USB.
  35. What type of store do apes own? A monkey business.
  36. How can hurricanes see? They have eyes.
  37. How do cell phones get around? They are mobile.
  38. Why do computers need insurance? In case the hard drive crashes.
  39. What does a cold stereo play? Cool music.
  40. Why was the pencil’s joke so bad? Because it had no point.
  41. What does a ghost call their partner? My boo.
  42. What did the net say when the ball swished in? “That’s my internet.”
  43. What’s a school of peas? A peapod.
  44. How does the sun a moon play hide and seek? An eclipse.
  45. What did the math book say to his doctor? “I’m full of problems.”
  46. Why did the crazy train get in trouble? He had loco-motives!
  47. What does a cold stereo play? Cool music.
  48. Why do winners always win? Beats me.
  49. What moth is really huge? A Mam-moth.
  50. What did the plate say to the cup? “Looks like dinner’s on me.”
  51. What am I? An Emu & Smiley Face emoji.
  52. What did they call the girl born at the beach? Sandy.
  53. Why did the farmer yell at the grape? It was being un-raisin-able.
  54. What kind of time doesn’t need a clock? Face To Face Time.

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Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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