Many find the sudden wave of Luigi Mangione jokes hilariously absurd. In case you missed it, Mangione, a 26-year-old with no prior criminal record, was arrested for the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.
While the case, tied to frustrations with the healthcare industry, has sparked serious debate, the internet has turned it into a meme fest. The jokes about Mangione have been linked to widespread criticism of the U.S. health insurance industry and its claim denial practices.
Best Luigi Mangione Jokes
How do you communicate with dead CEOs?
Use a Luigi board.
Prosecutors are debating what penalty to seek for Luigi Mangione.
They have narrowed it down to death, life imprisonment, or mandatory use of United Health insurance plans.
I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn’t you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery!
I guess snitches don’t get stitches.
Why doesn’t the United States have universal healthcare?
Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment.
What’s the difference between a health insurance company CEO & an anti-vaxxer?
Anti-vaxxers die because they don’t take shots.
All the people making the same jokes about the murdered health insurance CEO are awful.
For Christ’s sake, there are plenty of new jokes to make about it- get creative!
Bowser must be a CEO.
Because he never messes with Luigi.
Another suspect has turned himself in for the killing of the UnitedHealthcare CEO…
He showed up at the police station and said, “You’ve got the wrong guy – it’s not him!”
The police officer said, “Well, who is it then?”
The suspect replied, “It’sa me, Mario.”
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was killed…
Seems his insurance couldn’t help him with shots outside his network.
What’s the difference between a health insurance company CEO & a homeless alcoholic?
A homeless alcoholic can pick himself up off the sidewalk after taking a couple shots.
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Why did the villainous healthcare CEO get shot?
Because their bulletproof plan to deny claims didn’t cover incoming projectiles!
What is the worst part about being a health insurance CEO?
The life insurance premium.
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The assassin had a good run but in the end no American can resist the urge to eat cheese burger.