Snow White, the beloved fairytale character with skin as white as snow and lips as red as a rose, has been charming hearts for generations. Known for her kind nature and the love she shares with seven distinct dwarfs, Snow White’s story is a classic tale of good triumphing over evil.
Continuing from the world of enchanted forests and singing animals, let’s dive into the realm of Snow White jokes for kids. Now, don’t expect any old jokes here, we’re talking about the kind that would make even the Magic Mirror on the wall crack up with laughter. These jokes are not just about making you laugh; they’re about adding a sprinkle of fairy tale magic to your day. So, whether you’re a fan of Snow White, the Seven Dwarves, or just good old-fashioned humor, get ready for a chuckle-worthy ride through the enchanted forest of jokes!
Best Snow White Jokes
Which Disney princess would be the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the Fairest One of All.
What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
“Someday my prints will come…”
Did you hear that Snow White and the Three Dwarves met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party?
They exchanged numbers.
Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’.
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios’ face singing ‘Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.’
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow White!
(Snow White who?)
Snow White nothing, I just wanted to see how the 7 dwarfs are doing.
Why does Snow White own an Android?
Because she hates Apples.
Why did the Queen make such bad pies?
Because her recipes were always a little too “evil” on the ingredients!
Isaac Newton, Steve Jobs, Snow White, William Tell, Adam and Eve are having dinner together in a restaurant.
A waiter approaches their table and asks, “Did someone order an apple?!”
Did you know that there were actually Nine Dwarves before Snow White met them?
They exiled Hungry after Tasty went missing.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves visit the Vatican for a blessing.
The Pope greets them kindly, but Grumpy raises his hand and asks, “Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?”
The Pope smiles. “No, my son, I don’t think so.”
Grumpy turns to the others and whispers, “See, Dopey, I told you you were dating a penguin.”
Why don’t the seven dwarfs ever borrow each other’s tools?
Because they have a strict mine-mine policy!
What do you call an iron statue of Snow White?
The ferroust of them all.
What do you call Snow White after she fought a fire breathing dragon?
Puddle-of-water Clear.
Why must Snow White’s home life have been miserable?
6 out of her 7 roommates were not Happy.
What is Snow White’s least favorite store at the mall?
The Apple Store.
What’s Snow Whites favorite drink?
7up.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dwarf.
(Dwarf who?)
Dwarf any of you guys seen my pickaxe? I have mining business to attend to!
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What did the seven dwarfs say when Snow White offered to cook dinner?
“That’s a tall order, but we’re short on options!”
How did the seven dwarfs comfort Snow White when she was feeling down?
They told her, “Don’t worry, we’re always here to pick you up – as long as we can reach!”
Why did Prince Charming always carry an extra pair of shoes with him when visiting Snow White?
Because every time he kissed her, he was blown away, and his shoes would fall off!
The evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple.
“Is this apple natural?” ‘ asked the princess.
“Yes,” the evil queen replied. The evil queen told Snow White that she would stop by later. But when the queen returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the apple and added it to the dwarfs’ pie.
Which Disney princess would make a great referee?
Snow White.
What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
“Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO!”
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
How did the 7 dwarves illuminate their mine?
Snow light!
Why did Dopey bring a box of crayons into the bedroom?
Because Snow White asked him to draw the curtains!
Why was Snow White perplexed?
Because Doc said he was Grumpy and Happy said he was Sleepy!
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If I were Snow White, you’d never be able to kill me with an apple.
You’d need to poison an eclair or something.
Who’s Snow White’s least favorite relative?
Granny Smith!
Why does Snow White hate Instagram?
She only has 7 followers.
What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
“High Hue, High Hue!”
Do you have a funny Snow White joke? Write down your Disney Princess puns in the comment section below!
I needed a password eight characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.