Snow White, one of the most beloved characters in fairy tale history, was first introduced by the Brothers Grimm, but catapulted to fame by Walt Disney’s 1937 animated film, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” This timeless tale of an innocent and beautiful maiden, a wicked queen, a magical mirror, and seven quirky dwarfs has been an integral part of childhoods worldwide, becoming a cornerstone of popular culture.

The humor from Snow White jokes typically stems from the unique and well-known elements of the original story. Each character, from Snow White’s pure-hearted innocence, and the Evil Queen’s vanity, to the distinct personalities of the seven dwarfs, provides fertile ground for jesting.

Moreover, Snow White jokes often playfully subvert the story’s tropes, presenting unexpected twists that challenge the audience’s familiarity with the narrative. This unexpectedness and the playful deconstruction of a well-loved tale are what makes Snow White jokes so entertaining and universally funny. Whether it’s a joke about Grumpy’s perpetual scowl or a light-hearted dig at the concept of ‘true love’s kiss,’ these jokes offer a playful connection to a shared cultural narrative.

Clean Snow White Jokes

Which Disney princess would be the best judge?
Snow White, because she’s the Fairest One of All.

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
“Someday my prints will come…”

Did you hear that Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party?
They exchanged numbers.

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’.

Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios’ face singing ‘Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.’

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Snow White!
(Snow White who?)
Snow White nothing, I just wanted to see how the 7 dwarfs are doing.

Why does Snow White own an Android?
Because she hates Apples.

Why did the Queen make such bad pies?
Because her recipes were always a little too “evil” on the ingredients!

Isaac Newton, Steve Jobs, Snow White, William Tell, Adam and Eve are having dinner together in a restaurant.
A waiter approaches their table and asks, “Did someone order an apple?!”

Did you know that there were actually Nine Dwarves before Snow White met them?
They exiled Hungry after Tasty went missing.

Why don’t the seven dwarfs ever borrow each other’s tools?
Because they have a strict mine-mine policy!

What do you call an iron statue of Snow White?
The ferroust of them all.

What do you call Snow White after she fought a fire breathing dragon?
Puddle-of-water Clear.

Why Snow White’s home life must have been miserable?
6 out of her 7 roommates were not Happy.

One morning Snow White said to her prince, “I haven’t visited the seven dwarves in ages. I think I’ll visit them for a week.”
The next day, Snow White returned to the castle in a huff.
“Why are you back so early?” asked the prince.
“Grumpy harassed me,” replied Snow White.
“What happened?”
“Well, as soon as I entered the cottage, he told me my hair smelled nice.”
“That doesn’t sound like harassment,” said the prince. “That sounds like a compliment. You should be flattered.”
“Flattered?! He’s a dwarf, remember?”

What is Snow White’s least favorite store at the mall?
The Apple Store.

What’s Snow Whites favorite drink?
7up.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dwarf.
(Dwarf who?)
Dwarf any of you guys seen my pickaxe? I have mining business to attend to!

What did the seven dwarfs say when Snow White offered to cook dinner?
“That’s a tall order, but we’re short on options!”

How did the seven dwarfs comfort Snow White when she was feeling down?
They told her, “Don’t worry, we’re always here to pick you up – as long as we can reach!”

Why did Prince Charming always carry an extra pair of shoes with him when visiting Snow White?
Because every time he kissed her, he was blown away, and his shoes would fall off!

The evil queen gave Snow White the poisoned apple.
“Is this apple natural?” ‘ asked the princess.
“Yes,” the evil queen replied. The evil queen told Snow White that she would stop by later. But when the queen returned, she saw Snow White carrying the coffin of the dwarves. It turns out that Snow White cut the apple and added it to the dwarfs’ pie.

Which Disney princess would make a great referee?
Snow White.

What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
“Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO!”

What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.

How did the 7 dwarves illuminate their mine?
Snow light!

Why did Dopey bring a box of crayons into the bedroom?
Because Snow White asked him to draw the curtains!

Why was Snow White perplexed?
Because Doc said he was Grumpy and Happy said he was Sleepy!

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Who’s Snow White’s least favorite relative?
Granny Smith!

Why does Snow White hate Instagram?
She only has 7 followers.

What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
“High Hue, High Hue!”

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