Thanksgiving is a day for making memories while eating delicious food, watching (and playing) football, and catching up with family and friends. However, there is always some anxiety associated with the holiday. When your extended family gathers around the dinner table, chaos is unavoidable. Sometimes all you need is a good laugh to unwind, and these Thanksgiving knock knock jokes will do just that.
We’re picky when it comes to knock, knock jokes. They must be truly hilarious! And they need a good play on words to be funny. Some knock, knock jokes appear to be completely random, but our entire team has been looking for the best knock, knock jokes to include in this Thanksgiving collection. These jokes are clean and kid-friendly, and they will make everyone laugh.
Funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Venice.
(Venice who?)
Venice Thanksgiving dinner? I’m starved!
Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lettuce.
(Lettuce who?)
Lettuce ruin your Thanksgiving.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Thanksgiving.
(Thanksgiving who?)
Thanks giving us this turkey.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wanda.
(Wanda who?)
Wanda help me eat this pumpkin pie?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Harry.
(Harry who?)
Harry up, let’s squash the family drama today.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hawill.
(Hawill who?)
Hawill enter his gates with thanksgiving in my heart.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Turkey.
(Turkey who?)
Turkey, open door!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Turkey.
(Turkey who?)
Turkey to the right then it’ll open!
Recommended: Thanksgiving Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Turkey.
(Turkey who?)
Turkey to cook in the pan!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mayflower.
(Mayflower who?)
Mayflowers bloom by Plymouth rock.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aaron.
(Aaron who?)
Arron you having more cranberry sauce?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Annie.
(Annie who?)
Annie body seen the turkey?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Arthur.
(Arthur who?)
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ava.
(Ava who?)
Ava seen a play about the first Thanksgiving?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dewey.
(Dewey who?)
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Don.
(Don who?)
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!
Recommended: Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Emma.
(Emma who?)
Emma real pig when it comes to eating Turkey!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Esther.
(Esther who?)
Esther any more gravy?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Feather.
(Feather who?)
Feather the last time, you have to be the turkey in the play!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gladys.
(Gladys who?)
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Happy.
(Happy who?)
Happy Thanksgiving!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Howie.
(Howie who?)
Howie am I suppose to walk in this turkey costume?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Musket.
(Musket who?)
Musket I be the turkey?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nadia.
(Nadia who?)
Nadia your head when you say “Gobble! Gobble!”
Recommended: Pilgrim Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Odette.
(Odette who?)
Odette’s a big turkey!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Possum.
(Possum who?)
Possum gravy on my potatoes.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tamara.
(Tamara who?)
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wilma.
(Wilma who?)
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nate.
(Nate who?)
Nate too much on Thanksgiving last year…!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Franny.
(Franny who?)
Franny more gravy for the turkey?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Olive.
(Olive who?)
Olive the stuffing too!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Sid.
(Sid who?)
Sid down! It’s time to eat.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dez.
(Dez who?)
Dezaster in the kitchen when Dad tries to make the gravy.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hank.
(Hank who?)
Hanksgiving is almost here!
Recommended: Turkey Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Henrietta.
(Henrietta who?)
Henrietta bunch of stuffing.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Holly.
(Holly who?)
Holly days like Thanksgiving are wonderful.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Manny.
(Manny who?)
Manny guests are coming for Thanksgiving dinner.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mayflower.
(Mayflower who?)
Mayflower makes Thanksgiving bread.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Patty.
(Patty who?)
Patty me on the back for making such a tender turkey.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Savvy.
(Savvy who?)
Savvy me the drumstick!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Waddle.
(Waddle who?)
Waddle you do for a big piece of sweet potato pie?
Do you know a better knock knock joke about Thanksgiving? Do share it with other kids!
