Valentine’s Day is the perfect occasion for some fun, and there’s no better way to spread the love than with Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes. These jokes are simple, cheesy, and often leave everyone rolling their eyes. You can hear them everywhere—from the kitchen table to the school bus. The best part? They’re so bad, they’re actually good! Whether you’re in love or just love to laugh, these jokes are always ready to lighten the mood and bring some giggles to your celebration.
Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes are like a gift that keeps on giving. They’re not just for the romantics; even the most serious can crack a smile. From heart-shaped puns to love-filled one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to make everyone feel the love, even if it’s with a little chuckle at Dad’s expense.
Best Dad Jokes for Valentine’s Day
What dinosaur should you watch out for on Valentine’s Day?
A Hug-o-saurus Rex!
What do you call a person who loves neck kisses?
A neck-romancer.
Who is the fish’s valentine?
His Gil-Friend!
I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school.
I lost My Chemical Romance.
Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.
I love my dentist.
Every year I give him a little plaque.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
I’m reading a romance book in Braille.
I don’t think I’ll finish. It’s too touchy feely for me.
How did the fire fall in love?
It found it’s perfect match.
Why is dating a tennis player a bad idea?
Because love means nothing to them.
I love telling Dad Valentine’s Day Jokes.
Sometimes he even laughs.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
My wife text me “I love u”.
I said that’s my favorite letter, too.
Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky with love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
Yes, you will have a date on Valentine’s Day!
Just look next to the raisins.
Did you hear about the two red blood cells that fell in love?
It was all in-vein.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You would think it is R, but his true love is the C.
Two criminals have a garden romance.
He’s a deadbeat and she’s a rotten tomato.
You can give roses to someone to show that you love them
But you need Tulips to kiss them.
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Why did the duck fall in love with the dog?
He was pure bread.
Did you hear about the man who made a chart of past relationships for Valentine’s Day?
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
My Valentine is like the square root of -100.
A 10, but imaginary.
What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine?
“I love you watts and watts!”
What do you call the love child of scotch tape and duct tape?
A mixtape.
Sometimes I forget the point of Valentine’s Day.
But then I remember – it’s at the end of Cupid’s arrow.
What would be the name of a film based on the love story between the robots in Interstellar?
The fault in our TARS.
Be My Bovine-tine.
The new Valentine’s card for cows this year!
Who should a pirate fall in love with?
His soul matey!
Why do most people get Halloween and Valentine’s Day confused?
They’re both about candy and being something you’re not.
I already got a date this Valentine’s Day. Her name is Emma,
Emma Gination.
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What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has a date for Valentine’s Day.
What do you call two track runners in love?
A long distance relaytionship.
This wife told her husband “For Valentine’s Day, nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace”
So he got her nothing.
What do cows call each other when they are in love?
Significant udders.
I used to open so many cards on Valentine’s Day.
Eventually, the post office fired me for it.
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentine’s card?
“I’m glad I’ve got you Michelle; I didn’t want to be Obamaself”
This man bought his girlfriend a fridge for Valentine’s Day.
A bit of an unconventional present but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
What do you call horses in love?
A stable relationship.
If you are not in love on Valentine’s Day, don’t worry.
You don’t have to be dead on Halloween, either.
How is love like a fart?
If you force it too much, it’s probably shiitttttt.
I have a date for Valentine’s.
February the 14th.
Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine’s Day?
Because all the girls are taken.
From my handwriting identification skills.
I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year.
Where do mermaids go to make sweet love?
The seabed.
What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche.
Why did the woman fall in love with a lumberjack?
He was a very sappy guy.
Why can’t astronomers fall in love?
All their relationships are plutonic.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine’s Day?
He met his match.
This year for Valentine’s day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.
Told them to have a rootin’ tootin’ Valentine’s Day.
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up… …then you know you’re working out.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”
What do you call a Skeleton that love bombs you?
An X O skeleton.
Why was the sock feeling down on Valentine’s Day?
Because he couldn’t find his sole mate.
How is love like Coca-Cola?
The more you drink, the closer you get to a broken heart.
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
Be Mine-us.
Why was the rectangle in love with a triangle?
She has acute angle.
Two fruits were in love but they couldn’t get married.
They weren’t a pear.
Do you know why ticks from Rome love Valentine’s Day?
Cause they’re Roman-ticks.
What did Han Solo’s Valentine to Leia say?
“Yoda Obi Wan for me.”
What do you get a Collie for Valentine’s Day?
Collie Flowers.
My girlfriend told me to write a 30,000 word essay on apprehensive love.
That made me question our relationship.
What type of flowers do sailors give on Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-knots.
What do you call a pair of gloves that are in love?
Smittens.
What do you call someone who was born on Valentine’s Day?
A love child.
What do you call a benzene that is in love?
Aromantic Benzene.
How does the rancher who owns oxen sign his Valentine’s Day card to his wife?
OX OX OX OX.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
They’ll dessert you.
Why did the candle fall in love?
He found the perfect match.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married on Valentine’s Day.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
What happens when two raindrops fall in love?
They become rain-beaus.
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Karate teachers love Valentine’s Day jokes.
They get a real kick out of them. And they especially enjoy the punchline.
What do you call two salads madly in love?
Hopeless romainetics.
What’s the only letter of the alphabet that everybody loves?
It’s U.
Why did the dust bunny fall in love with the roomba?
Because it was swept off it’s feet.
What is love?
Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.
What kind of dinosaur writes romance novels?
A Bronte-saurus.
Why are numbers 1 and 2 the most romantic numbers?
Because they are <3.
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Why are geologists so romantic?
They know the best dating techniques.
Gloves are so romantic.
They are always holding your hands.
Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend?
She stole his heart.
What did the dirt say to the rock on Valentine’s Day?
“I’d settle for you.”
Which fruit is the most often love struck?
A PINEapple.
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“Somebunny loves you!”
Why do Valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross.
I think my imported goods are in love.
I ship it.
Do you have a funny Valentine’s Day Dad Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
