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30 Cupid Jokes And Puns For Valentine’s Day

Cupid Jokes And Puns on Valentines Day
Cupid Jokes And Puns

Cupid is a figure in Roman mythology, the god of desire, affection, and love. He is often depicted as a winged cherub with a bow and arrows, using the arrows to inspire love and desire in people. The holiday Valentine’s Day is associated with Cupid and the celebration of romantic love.

People crack jokes about Cupid because of the whimsical and sometimes comical nature of the idea of a winged cherub firing arrows to inspire love and desire. Love and relationships can be a source of humor, especially when things don’t go as planned. Additionally, the cultural portrayal of Cupid as a baby-faced, chubby angel with a bow and arrow can also make for a humorous image. People also make fun of Cupid’s role in the commercialization of Valentine’s Day.

Funny Cupid Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?
When he shoots, someone else scores.


What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?
One is a cupid stunt and the other is a….!


Did you hear about Cupid that lost his id?
Now they call him cup.


Have you guys heard Radiohead is releasing a Valentine’s Day album?
It’s called OK Cupid.


Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?
On OkilyDokilyCupid.


Why does Cupid use a bow?
It’s so he can fill people with eros.


What does cupid fly in?
An arrow-plane.


What did cupid play before the harp was invented?
The heart strings.


How does a serial killer spend Valentine’s Day?
Shooting Cupids.


What do you call the Pigeon god of love?
Coo-pid.


What card game can you never win against Cupid?
Hearts.


What did Cupid name his pet pig?
Valenswine.


What did the couple say after they were struck by Cupid’s arrow?
“Ouch!”


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Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino?
Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.


Why is lettuce Cupid’s favorite vegetable?
Because it’s got heart.


Which English city is Cupid’s favorite?
Loverpool.


Why didn’t Cupid arrive on time for the Valentine’s Day party?
He was ChocoLATE.


What kind of dinner does Cupid eat?
A heart-y one.


What is Cupid’s favorite Valentine’s Day candy?
Hershey’s Kisses.


To whom does Cupid send a Valentine via Twitter?
His tweetheart.


What type of indoor game does Cupid play?
Darts.


What is Cupid’s favorite rock band?
Heart.


Who is Cupid’s favorite TV series?
Arrow.


Why does Cupid like lettuce?
It’s got a heart.


What does Cupid always have with his pizza?
Wings.


How does cupid deliver Valentine’s all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!


Have a better cupid joke? Post your own cupid puns in the comment section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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