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90 Funny Yo Mama So Old Jokes for Kids And Adults

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Jessica Amlee

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Funny Yo Mama So Old Jokes on Mother

Yo mama is simply a stand-in for “something important to you,” and it’s insult humor, making fun of the subject of the joke for something they like. Mom works well because it is common for people to like their mothers, and it adds more variety to the joke than your car, house, shoes, and so on.

So are you looking for some material for a birthday party or a class joke roast? To get you started, here are some “Yo mama so old jokes.” Some feminists pointed out that we tend to make yo mama jokes rather than yo papa jokes. So we did compile a list of Yo Daddy Jokes for you.

Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes 

  1. Yo mama so old, she preordered the Bible.
  2. Yo mama so old, her birthday candles contribute to global warming.
  3. Yo mama so old, when she was in history class she just wrote down what she was doing.
  4. Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
  5. Yo mama so old, when she joined Minecraft, she was over the block limit.
  6. Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
  7. Yo mama so old, that she has Jesus’s signature on her bible.
  8. Yo mama so old, her social security number is “8.”
  9. Yo mama so old, when someone writes down her age with a pen, they run out of ink.
  10. Yo mama so old, she knew 50 cents when he was just a quarter.
  11. Yo mama so old, her dreams are reruns in black and white.
  12. Yo mama so old, she still says ‘get that on tape’ when she wants you to record something.
  13. Yo mama so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick.
  14. Yo mama so old, Jesus owes her money.
  15. Yo mama so old, digging up her grave would be considered archeology.
  16. Yo mama so old, her Encyclopedia doubles as her yearbook.
  17. Yo mama so old, when she exited the museum the anti-theft alarm sounded.
  18. Yo mama so old, when she went for a blood test her blood type came up as fossil fuel.
  19. Yo mama so old, she watched Ice Age and recognized a character from college.
  20. Yo mama so old, when they took her to a museum, the curator offered to buy her off them.

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  1. Yo mama so old, when she tried to walk out of a museum, she got stopped by the curator and told not to abandon her post.
  2. Yo mama so old that your dad was accused of necrophilia.
  3. Yo mama so old, she farts dust.
  4. Yo mama so old, the dinosaurs studied her.
  5. Yo mama so old, one time she poured herself some water and forgot about it, and now it’s expired
  6. Yo mama so old teenage Queen Elizabeth was her babysitter when they had dinosaur eggs for breakfast.
  7. Yo mama so old, when they bought her candles for her birthday cake and ran out of money.
  8. Yo mama so old, they moved her bedroom to the museum.
  9. Yo mama so old, when God said, “Let there be light,” she turned on the switch.
  10. Yo mama so old, she dials IXII for help.
  11. Yo mama so old, her name end with “asaurus.”
  12. Yo mama so old, she speaks Latin.
  13. Yo mama so old, she’s been around for every yo mama joke in history.
  14. Yo mama so old, when she was told to act her age, she died.
  15. Yo mama so fat and old, she fell off a tree and wiped out the dinosaurs.

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  1. Yo mama so old and fat, she was the reason why Pangea broke apart.
  2. Yo mama so old, she used to sit next to Moses in third grade.
  3. Yo mama so old, she has Jesus’s beeper number.
  4. Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
  5. Yo mama so old, she gets lost for fun.
  6. Yo mama so old, she went to daycare with queen Elizabeth.
  7. Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
  8. Yo mama so old, when she goes on dates they call it carbon dating.
  9. Yo mama so old, her part of her family tree wilted.
  10. Yo mama so old, powder milk comes out of her breasts.
  11. Yo mama so old, she had a staring contest with a boulder and won.
  12. Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was actually the first Christmas.
  13. Yo mama so old, yo grandparents were Adam and Eve.
  14. Yo mama so old, she once called Christopher Columbus and sold him a cruise to America.
  15. Yo mama so old, her blood type is discontinued.

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  1. Yo mama so old and ugly, when she looked at the ground she broke up Pangaea.
  2. Yo mama so old, her birth year only has one digit.
  3. Yo mama so old, her projects from art school are in a cave.
  4. Yo mama so old, God had to ask for permission to create everything.
  5. Yo mama so old, all her baby photos are cave paintings.
  6. Yo mama so old, when they wrote down her age, they ran out space for digits.
  7. Yo mama so old, she doesn’t have bags under her eyes, she has luggage.
  8. Yo mama so old, when the doctor took an X-ray of her, a missing link in human evolution was revealed.
  9. Yo mama so old, when she was born, there was no such thing as “Before.”
  10. Yo mama so old, she documents her age in scientific notation.
  11. Yo mama so old, she was friends with Kushim.
  12. Yo mama so old, she knew 2pac when he was just a 1pac.
  13. Yo mama so old, she called her ex-boyfriend “hun,” because he was one.
  14. Yo mama so old, she’s the live witness of evolution.
  15. Yo mama so old, her first pair of shoes were Nike Air Moses.

Recommended: Yo Mama So Short Jokes

  1. Yo mama so old, she remembers when old spice was young spice.
  2. Yo mama so old, Methuselah turned her down for a date to their prom.
  3. Yo mama so old, when she walks into a dinosaur exhibit she gets a nostalgia rush.
  4. Yo mama so old, she discovered America before Christopher Columbus.
  5. Yo mama so old, she had her class reunion at the museum.
  6. Yo mama so old, she watched the film 300 in real life.
  7. Yo mama so old, she had to be awakened by an archeologist.
  8. Yo mama so old, that she was a waitress at the last supper.
  9. Yo mama so old, she has to soak her knees to bend them.
  10. Yo mama so old, she remembers when the grand canyon was a small crack in the ground.
  11. Yo mama so old, her birth certificate was on the back of the ten commandments.
  12. Yo mama so old and slutty, the Egyptians named her Cleo-Mattress.
  13. Yo mama so old, the 12 disciples are her exes.
  14. Yo mama so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
  15. Yo mama so old, the first animal she saw at the zoo was a Wolly Mammoth.
  16. Yo mama so old, she claimed that someone stole her idea for fire.
  17. Yo mama so old, her wrinkles have wrinkles.
  18. Yo mama so old, her birthday was the first day.
  19. Yo mama so fat and old, last time she farted she was on vacation in Pompeii.
  20. Yo mama so old, she was around when Central Park was just a bush.
  21. Yo mama so old and fat, Moses told her to do a cannonball to part the sea.
  22. Yo mama so old, her pelvic floor creaks.
  23. Yo mama so old, her strip club name is Model T.
  24. Yo mama so old, that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
  25. Yo mama jokes are old, worn out, and have been overused by everybody. Just like yo mama.

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Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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