100 Yo Daddy Jokes To Revive Your Childhood

A good “Yo daddy” joke makes fun of the jokee targetting his father in a pretty offensive, sexist, racist, and classist way. It’s difficult to start a fight with a yo daddy joke, but a good yo daddy joke questions your father’s masculinity. People often have a stronger emotional attachment to their mothers, so yo mama jokes are more personal. If you insult the typical person’s father, they may become defensive or angry because the insult is clearly aimed at them, not the father. However, it is not forbidden.

On the other hand, insulting someone’s mother or using Yo mama jokes is forbidden and more personal. If one truly said something negative about your mother, you might be justified in being upset with him /her. You may think they are being unreasonable, and your mother wasn’t perfect, but she did her best and loves you. Many people have turmoil relationships with their fathers. Pretty sure if you added up the proportion of people whose father was at least partially absent from their lives and the proportion of people whose father beat them, you’d get a majority of people on the planet.

So if you want to keep it fun, Yo Daddy Jokes are the ones you can with.

Funny Yo Daddy Jokes 

1. Yo daddy so bald, his blood type was shaving cream.
2. Yo daddy so fat, when he went to school he sat next to everybody.
3. Yo daddy so hot, he c*ms lava.
4. Yo daddy so stupid, when he went to court and the judge said “Order in the court”…He said, “I’ll have a cheese burger.”
5. Yo daddy so lame, he uses water wings when he’s taking a bath.
6. Yo daddy so lost, he went out to buy milk 18 years ago and hasn’t come back ever since.
7. Yo daddy so dummy thicc, he out chungused Big Chungus.
8. Yo daddy so fat, he broke emplemon’s downward spiral.
9. Yo daddy so hopeful, Nagito Komaeda wants to meet him.
10. Yo daddy so wimpy, he got a hangover from smelling Listerine.
11. Yo daddy so dumb, when he left to get cigarettes he actually came back.
12. Yo daddy so absent, your school’s principal had to call you up.
13. Yo daddy so drunk, he asked his wife if she was single.
14. Yo daddy so weak, he needs a spotter to lift a paperclip.
15. Yo daddy so bald, people thought he was Agent 47.
16. Yo daddy so fat, he had to get an MRI at the zoo.
17. Yo daddy so wimpy, even Hawaiian Punch would kick his ass.
18. Yo daddy so hairy, the Addams Family thought he was Cousin Itt.
19. Yo daddy so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
20. Yo daddy so thicc, he doesn’t eat wheat thins he eats wheat thiccs.
21. Yo daddy so lame, his skateboard has an automatic transmission.
22. Yo daddy so bald, people use his head as mirrors.
23. Yo daddy so fat, he was wider than Darmanitan’s grin.
24. Yo daddy so thirsty, he got a job at the IRS. That’s the only way he’d ever be able to screw anyone besides for yo momma.
25. Yo daddy so thicc, when he wore the red shirt people, shouted Winnie-the-Pooh.
26. Yo daddy so bald, the Addams Family thought he was Uncle Fester
27. Yo daddy so drunk, his blood type is beer.
28. Yo daddy so hairy, he was Chewbacca’s stunt double.
29. Yo daddy so drunk, when Kirby ate him, he became a keg.
30. Yo daddy so loyal to yo mama, he doesn’t watch p*rn with girls in it.
31. Yo Daddy so woke, he used to be yo mamma.
32. Yo daddy so ugly, yo momma first saw him at the zoo. 
33. Yo daddy so short, he can do a back flip underneath the bed.
34. Yo daddy so bald, his head shines like a bright diamond.
35. Yo daddy so drunk, his breath gave you liver failure.
36. Yo daddy so bald, when he wore yellow shirt, people shouted Caillou.
37. Yo daddy so drunk, he got the coronavirus by drinking too many Coronas.
38. Yo daddy so hairy, his armpit hair looks like Bigfoot in a headlock.
39. Yo daddy so bald, his head reflects sunlight.
40. Yo daddy so drunk, he score a hundred on a Breathalyzer test.
41. Yo daddy so hairy, when he went to get a haircut, the barber said, “I quit.”
42. Yo daddy so absent, they renamed the invisibility cloak to the yo daddy cloak.
43. Yo daddy so stupid, he saw a sign that said “Ballpark left” so he turned around and went home.
44. Yo daddy so useless, he never became pirate king in all these years
45. Yo daddy so hairy, his hugs give you carpet burn.
46. Yo daddy so bald, when he drinks beer, people think he is Homer Simpson.
47. Yo daddy so lame, his wood shop consists of toothpicks and butter knives.
48. Yo daddy so good at hide-and-seek, you haven’t found him yet.
49. Yo daddy’s willy so small, he could f*ck a Cheerio and not break it.
50. Yo daddy so bald, when he got a shower, he got brain-washed.

---

Recommended: Dad Joke Memes

---

51. Yo daddy so basic, he called the poison control center after he drank a glass of 10-year-old scotch.
52. Yo daddy so dumb, he thought the NHL draft was a beer.
53. Yo daddy so bald, when he played football, people shouted Charlie brown.
54. Yo daddy so lame, he puts on a condom before he shakes another person’s hands.
55. Yo daddy so bald, people can actually see what’s on his mind.
56. Yo daddy so drunk, Baldi taught him in rehab.
57. Yo daddy so handsome, people proposed to him since he was an infant.
58. Yo daddy so dumb, he thought Fleetwood Mac was a new burger at Mcdonald’s.
59. Yo daddy so so cool, hot mama starts freezing next to him.
60. Yo daddy so thicc, when he went to a play, he didn’t need to use his hands to clap.
61. Yo daddy so fat, he even gets in the Uber Pool with his shirt on.
62. Yo daddy so lame, he has to use Novocain before he brushes his teeth.
63. Yo daddy so orange, they push his face in the dough to make jack-o-lantern cookies.
64. Yo daddy so bald, when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom
65. Yo daddy so white, he could eventually reduce the need for air conditioning.
66. Yo daddy so foolish, when he got locked in a mattress store, he slept on the floor.
67. Yo daddy so dumb, when he read on his job application to not write on the dotted line he put “O.K.”
68. Yo daddy so old, when Moses split the red sea he was fishing on the other side.
69. Yo daddy so stupid, he ordered a cheeseburger without cheese.
70. Yo daddy so old, when he farted dust came out.

---

Recommended: Father’s Day Jokes

---

71. Yo daddy so ugly, when he came from out the wound his mama looked at him and said. “Put him back in.”
72. Yo daddy so fat, he can hear bacon cooking in Canada.
73. Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
74. Yo daddy so fat, Alaska said, “I thought we were the biggest state”
75. Yo daddy so clumsy, he got tangled up in a cordless phone
76. Yo daddy so short, he needs a million of him just to reach the pedal while biking.
77. Yo daddy so dandruff full on the head, people say he should see a doctor about the snow falling from his head
78. Yo daddy so poor, he hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
79. Yo daddy’s teeth so yellow, he has to brush them with a butter knife.
80. Yo daddy so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came back with a job application.
81. Yo daddy so old, people saw him in a picture of “The Last Supper.”
82. Yo daddy so fat, when he farted, environmentalists blamed him for global warming.
83. Yo daddy so dumb, he still thinks a quarterback is a refund.
84. Yo daddy so short, they had to make a new measuring unit.
85. Yo daddy so ugly, its illegal for him to trick or treat.
86. Yo daddy so old he ran track with dinosaurs.
87. Yo daddy so skinny, he turned sideways and disappeared.
88. Yo daddy so nasty, a skunk smelled his butt and passed out
89. Yo daddy so dumb he studied for a drug test.
90. Yo daddy so bald, if you rub his head then you can see the future.

---

Recommended: Father’s Day Memes

---

91. Yo daddy so weak, ants kick him when he walks by.
92. Yo daddy so dumb, he failed Pre-K.
93. Yo daddy so ugly, his parents had to feed him with a slingshot.
94. Yo daddy so fat, when he went to the cinema he had two seats 21 and 52.
95. Yo daddy so ugly, they shot a film called “Gorillas in the Mist” in his shower.
96. Yo daddy so old, he knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
97. Yo daddy so ugly, he scared 3 blind people.
98. Yo daddy so old, Jesus signed his yearbook.
99. Yo daddy so hairy, he has afros on his nipples.
100. Yo daddy so poor, he uses the curtains as blankets.

---

Recommended: Yer Da Jokes

---

Have a funny joke about Yo Daddy? Post your Yo daddy one-liners in the comment section below.