99 Funny Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes for Kids And Adults

The tried-and-tested yo mama so ugly jokes never fail to make people laugh and have a good time. While some may be quite nasty, sexist, racist, and classist, even Scary Mommies can giggle at some of these absurd one-liners if they realize they’re simply jokes.

The cleaned ones are playground classics, and if you haven’t told one, have you truly had a childhood? In any case, now is the time to stock your armory of wicked jokes for use on your friends, spouse, siblings, or even your own children.

Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes 

1. Yo mama so ugly, the government extended mask mandates to give everyone’s eyes a break.
2. Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
3. Yo mama so ugly, your dad had to get a husband.
4. Yo mama so ugly, criminals break into her house just to close the curtains.
5. Yo mama so ugly, Klingons keep offering her head ridge replacement surgery.
6. Yo mama so ugly, your dad wakes up with morning wouldn’t.
7. Yo mama so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, she got a job application.
8. Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
9. Yo mama so ugly, she caused the mirrors to become out of order.
10. Yo mama so ugly, she makes rocks go soft.
11. Yo mama so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
12. Yo mama so ugly, her d*ldo couldn’t keep it up.
13. Yo mama so ugly, cops pulled her over for not tinting her windows.
14. Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly factory they gave her the keys and said, “That’s it. You’re now the CEO of ugly.”
15. Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
16. Yo mama so ugly, Scorpion said, “Stay over there!”
17. Yo mama so ugly, Corellon Larethian saw her and banished her from Arvandor forever!
18. Yo mama so ugly, when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
19. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
20. Yo mama so ugly, even the Hulk wouldn’t smash.
21. Yo mama so ugly, even Rick would give her up.
22. Yo mama so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
23. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born an angel came down and tried to offer your grandma a refund.
24. Yo mama so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
25. Yo mama so ugly, the basilisk went blind.
26. Yo mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
27. Yo mama so ugly, even Hagravens are laughing at her.
28. Yo mama so ugly, the necromancer buried her.
29. Yo mama so ugly, she haunts Freddy Krueger’s nightmares.
30. Yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.

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31. Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out the window the police fined her for mooning.
32. Yo mama so ugly, it affects her self-esteem negatively.
33. Yo mama so ugly, the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
34. Yo mama so ugly, when she picked up a toddler the zookeepers shot her.
35. Yo mama so ugly, even her vibrator needs Viagra.
36. Yo mama so ugly, when she lays down at the beach, cats come to bury her.
37. Yo mama so ugly, Hagrid tried to name her Fluffy.
38. Yo mama so ugly, her daddy took her to work with him so he didn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
39. Yo mama so ugly, she couldn’t arouse suspicion.
40. Yo mama so ugly, when she shaves her legs she turns a straight razor bi-curious.
41. Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the bank, they shut off the security cameras.
42. Yo mama so ugly, the Ferengi insist she wear clothing.
43. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born her mum said, “What a treasure,” and her dad said, “Yeah, let’s bury it.”
44. Yo mama so ugly, when Thanos saw her he made himself disappear.
45. Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity but she so ugly people are still repelled by her.

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46. Yo mama so ugly, not even the reality stone can make her look fine.
47. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mama.
48. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor threw her away and keep the placenta.
49. Yo mama so ugly, when one direction saw her they went to another direction.
50. Yo mama so ugly, Bill Cosby gave her a Red Bull.
51. Yo mama so ugly, if I got her genes, I’d wanna kms.
52. Yo mama so ugly, when the devil saw her he started going to church.
53. Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry… no professionals.”
54. Yo mama so ugly, her teeth are like butter sticks.
55. Yo mama so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head cause they’re scared of her face.
56. Yo mama so ugly, she used emoji to express her face.
57. Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the razor to shave her beard.
58. Yo mama so ugly, she entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.
59. Yo mama so ugly, they casted her for the beast and the beast.
60. Yo mama so ugly, that people dress up as her for Halloween.

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61. Yo mama so ugly, when she blows someone it’s considered an*l.
62. Yo mama so ugly, her shadow ran away.
63. Yo mama so ugly, she fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.
64. Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.
65. Yo mama so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
66. Yo mama so ugly, Zoom added a censor option.
67. Yo mama so ugly, she posted her picture online and got banned for trolling.
68. Yo mama so ugly, she lost her virginity because it ran away from her.
69. Yo mama so ugly, I called her a pig yesterday, and she was flattered.
70. Yo mama so ugly, even the tide refuses to come in when she lays out at the beach.
71. Yo mama so ugly, Japan blurred her face.
72. Yo mama so ugly, she stared into the abyss, and the abyss threw up.
73. Yo mama so ugly, people pay her to wear clothes at strip clubs.
74. Yo mama so ugly, she’s the real reason Odin plucked his eye out.
75. Yo mama so ugly, your daddy left for a pack of smokes and never came back.

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76. Yo mama so fat, ugly, dumb and lonely, she cried when she found out the Kraft Singles webpage wasn’t a dating website.
77. Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, she said “Who barfed on my wall?”
78. Yo mama so ugly, she needs a permit to share her selfies.
79. Yo mama so ugly, she made the Illuminati close its eye.
80. Yo mama so ugly, platypi pity her.
81. Yo mama so ugly, she won’t even play with herself.
82. Yo mama so ugly, when the Kool-Aid Man bust through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
83. Yo mama so ugly, Bob Ross thinks she’s a sad giant accident.
84. Yo mama so ugly, even Bob the Builder said I can’t fix that.
85. Yo mama so ugly, her imaginary friend played wid other kids.
86. Yo mama so ugly, nobody subscribed to her OnlyFans.
87. Yo mama so ugly, when she watches YouTube, the ads skip themselves.
88. Yo mama so ugly, She doesn’t have OnlyFans, she has OnlyHaters.
89. Yo mama so ugly, Eggman’s FACE… CRACKED… like an EGG!
90. Yo mama so ugly, she’s on the FBI’s LEAST wanted list.
91. Yo mama so ugly, she even turns off DMs.
92. Yo mama so ugly, when your dad dropped her off for work, he got fined for littering.
93. Yo mama so ugly, paleontologists call her an eyesaur.
94. Yo mama so ugly, she’s the reason lee sin put on the blindfold.
95. Yo mama so ugy, she turned Medusa into stone.
96. Yo mama so ugly, she’s the reason Batman fights crime at night.
97. Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a toilet to take a sh*t.
98. Yo mama so ugly, Jesus stayed dead.
99. Yo mama so ugly, she’s gotta sneak up on a glass of water.

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