101 Funny Easter Puns to Hatch Some Laughs in 2025

Easter is that magical time when chocolate eggs become a food group, and kids sprint like Olympians during egg hunts. It’s all about spring, family feasts, and the occasional aunt wearing a hat that looks like a floral centerpiece. But while egg decorating and bunny-shaped treats get the spotlight, the real star of the show is the egg-cellent Easter puns.

From “Hoppy Easter!” to “Don’t be a basket case!”, the holiday is practically a pun parade. Even candy wrappers join the fun with eggs-tra cheesy wordplay. And let’s be honest, nothing makes biting a chocolate bunny’s head off funnier than saying, “You’re one hop-less case!” With Easter puns, the only thing you’ll be cracking more than eggs is laughter.

Best Easter Puns

1. Hoppy Easter.
2. How did the band Smash Mouth know what they were getting for Easter? Some Bunny once told them.
3. No egg-scaping the joy of Easter!
4. They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them! I prefer mine poached.
5. How does the Easter Bunny keep its ears up? Harespray.
6. The Easter Bunny eggsplained that he had the eggseptionally eggstrordinary eggs eggspedited to your eggsact location to meet your high eggspectation.
7. Shell-ebrate a cracking good Easter!
8. Where does the Easter Bunny get all his eggs? From Eggplants.
9. I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
10. Let’s hop to it this Easter!
11. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? It was time for his annual eggzam.
12. I carrot wait for Easter!
13. Did dinosaurs celebrate Easter? No, silly, they were egg-stinct.
14. Let’s hunt for joy this Easter!
15. Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
16. Chick this out!
17. Watch out, I’m about to go off the peep end.
18. What’s the best way to send an Easter greeting? Hare mail.
19. Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
20. Not coloring eggs this year? Omelette that slide… this time.
21. You put a hop in my step.

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22. I think you’re ear-resistable.
23. What do you call a gossipy rabbit? A busy-bunny.
24. No eggs-cuses.
25. Just don’t carrot all.
26. Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.
27. Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
28. The Easter Bunny after they’ve won the lottery is called a million-hare.
29. If you want to talk, I’m all ears.
30. How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
31. No poaching allowed before Easter egg hunting season!
32. Did you hear about funny chicken? It was a real comedi-hen.
33. Got a question about Easter? Just basket.
34. Do you think I’m funny? I think I’m bunny!
35. What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
36. Don’t be too choco-late to Easter brunch!
37. We love a story with a hoppy ending!
38. I like to look on the sunny side.
39. The Easter Bunny was naughty at school so he was eggs-pelled!
40. How do you stop your Easter eggs melting before you get home? Eat them in the car!

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41. The Easter Bunny’s idea of a fun day out is singing kara-yolk-e!
42. What do Easter eggs drink at breakfast time? Eggs-presso!
43. You’re going to want to hare this!
44. Where do pirates look for their Easter treasure? Wherever eggs marks the spot!
45. If you want to talk Easter Day plans, I’m all bunny ears!
46. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with seafood? The Oyster Bunny!
47. Let’s be hop-timistic!
48. How does the Easter Bunny feel on Easter Monday? Eggs-hausted!
49. Call the eggs-terminator!
50. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? Because they’re an egg head!
51. I’m on cloud wine this Easter!
52. What do Easter Bunnies do after they’re married? Go on their bunnymoon!
53. Olive Easter traditions!
54. Easter is grammatically incorrect. We should say more east.
55. Which sport does the Easter Bunny love the most? Basket-ball!
56. Hey there, hop stuff.
57. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny like to wear? 14 carrot gold!
58. Have an egg-celent Easter!
59. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’!
60. Quit Stealing all my best yolks.

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61. What do you call an Easter egg from space? An eggs-tra terrestrial!
62. You can’t beat me.
63. Where did the egg go on holiday? Easter Island!
64. I would hop to the end of the world for you.
65. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop!
66. You’re totally scrambling my brain.
67. How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.
68. This is an egg-stremely good weekend.
69. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
70. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite color? Eggwhite.
71. I made Chinese for Easter dinner. If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
72. I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer. I told them I was a crossplayer.
73. Some bunny needs vodka.
74. How does the Easter bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise and hare-obics.
75. Is chocolate for breakfast a bit egg-stravagant?!
76. Happy Fry-day!
77. Let’s hatch a plan for the weekend.
78. The long weekend is perfect to party around the cluck.
79. What happened to the Easter egg when it heard a funny joke? It cracked up.
80. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.

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81. Hanging with my favorite peeps.
82. What do all the eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble!
83. You gotta hop ’til you drop.
84. Every bunny dance now!
85. It’s a little bit bunny, this feeling inside.
86. Your hugs are to dye for.
87. Fresh outta clucks.
88. Over-easy like Sunday morning.
89. You’re so bunny, you always make me laugh.
90. It’s officially time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
91. What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.
92. I wanted to wish you a happy Easter, but was feeling a little chicken.
93. The plot chickens…
94. Egg-hunters assemble—it’s Easter!
95. In a world full of eggs, be the jellybean in the basket.
96. When life gives you Easter eggs, make a colorful omelet!
97. Forget all your troubles, just hop along the egg hunt trail!
98. Some bunny has a sweet tooth!
99. What’s up, bunny chum?
100. All we need is eggs-tra love!

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101. My Easter puns are very bunny.
102. Hop stuff.
103. She’s basketing in the sun.
104. Enjoy an Easter peck-nic.
105. Hop ’til you drop.
106. I’m egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
107. Bunny, I’m home!
108. I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
109. That’s all for Easter Sunday, yolks.
110. Ok, guys. No jokes about Jesus on Easter. He’s not the kind of guy you’d want to cross.

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Do you have a funny pun about Easter? Write down your one-liners in the comment section below!