What are your best Barbie vs Oppenheimer Jokes?
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Why did Barbie bring Oppenheimer to her movie premiere?
Because she heard he was good at making things go ‘boom’.
Beta Males watch Barbie.
Alphas watch Oppenheimer.
Sigma watch both.
Gigachad watch Mi7.
10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30 pm Oppenheimer
4 pm-6 pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7 pm Barbie
10 pm-2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers
What is the difference between Barbie and Oppenheimer?
One is based on a toy line for little girls, and the other is based on a Little Boy.
One focuses on Barbie becoming a person.. Another focuses on a person becoming a Barbie-que..
One made a lot of money, one cost a lot of money.
On the one hand you have a film on a bomb and its impact on the post-war human psyche. On the other hand it’s Oppenheimer.
How are barbie and Oppenheimer similar?
Their go to market strategy was for Japan.
Did you see Oppenheimer is banned from being shown in Japan?
Makes sense since they’ve already seen it twice…
What is Oppenheimer eating this weekend?
BarbieQ’ed ChicKen