What are your best Henry Kissinger jokes?

Henry Kissinger was once asked to explain what shuttle diplomacy was.
– Oh! It is a never-failing old Jewish method. Let me give you an example. Suppose you want to marry Rockefeller’s daughter to a lad from a Siberian village. – How would you do that? – Easy. I go to a Siberian village, find there a young man, and ask him, “Would you like to marry an American Jew?” He says, “Why?! We’ve got awesome girls here!” “Well, but she is the daughter of a billionaire.” He goes: “Oh! This changes things…”
Then I go to Switzerland, walk into a large bank’s board meeting, and ask, “How would you like to have a simple Siberian man to be your bank’s President?” “Oh, hell no!” “What if I told you he was Rockefeller’s son-in-law? “Oh! This changes things…”
So then I go see Rockefeller and ask, “Would you like your daughter to marry a Russian peasant?” “What do you mean?! Everyone in my family is in banking.” “Funny you should mention that he is actually a Swiss bank President.” “Oh! This changes things… Susie, come here, my child. Mr. Kissinger found you a good husband. He is the president of a large Swiss bank.” “Bah! All big bankers are punies or gays!” And I say, “Well, this one is a strong Siberian hunk.” “Oh! This changes things…”

Did you hear that Henry Kissinger died of Broken Heart?
Thanks to Temporary Ceasefire in Gaza.

Just woke up, but you know who didn’t?
Henry Kissinger.