What are your best Katie Price jokes?
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What is Katie Price’s favourite cocktail?
Harvey Wallbanger.
Maid: Ma’am are you aware of the vegetable shortage?
Katie Price: Yes. Harvey, stop sticking your fingers in the sockets!
Did you hear that Katie Price has got cracks in her bones?
She usually has bones in her crack.
Did you hear about the Katie Price advent calendar?
If you open its flaps you end up with some really thick chocolate.
What’s the difference between climate change and Katie Price’s plastic surgery?
Climate change is real…
What did Katie Price say to King Kong?
“Is it in yet?”
I’ve just been to the toilet and had the biggest, thickest black shit ever.
I now know how Katie Price felt when she had Harvey.
Katie Price once infamously claimed she had been r*ped by a showbiz household name in her younger days.
Technically, it doesn’t count as r*pe if it doesn’t touch the sides.
I recently brought a DVD from this guy selling celebrity p*rn films. I got the one labeled ‘Katie Prices’ dribbling c*nt…
Turns out it’s a video of Harvey’s 10th birthday party.
Katie Price has revealed that she has only ever slept with 10 men.
She stayed awake for the other 1,990.