What are your best Titanic Submarine jokes?
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At least the iceberg got a day off….
When Stockton Rush was told his philosophy about breaking safety rules didn’t work out, he replied, “I’M CRUSHED!”
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
There will be a submarine tourist company 50 years from now that will attempt to visit the wreck of the Titan and Titanic with a sub named “Tit”
The CEO will con some trillionaire investors into letting him build a breast shaped mini sub. It will be made completely out of transparent aluminium and piloted by a Chinese knock off of neural-link. The CEO having snorted copius amounts of cocaine prior to launch has a massive stroke causing the neural link connection to fail almost immediately at only a depth of 200m sending the size C cup sub down to Davy Jones locker.
Why did they pick that specific joystick for Titan?
Because it’s sub standard.
Stop making jokes about the sumarine,
they’re under a lot of pressure.
If the Titan is used to explore the wreck of the Titanic, what explores the wreck of the Titan?
The Tit.
If Titanic played a First Person Shooter, there Kill count would be 1500 kills, Then 115 years later 5 Assists.
Guys, stop making so many jokes about these dead people cuz I can’t keep liking all of them lol
Titanic: 2 Rich people: 0