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Asked: December 29, 20232023-12-29T09:27:33+05:30 2023-12-29T09:27:33+05:30In: Work

What did the Limestone say to the Geologist?

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    1. Dave
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      2023-12-29T09:36:57+05:30Added an answer on December 29, 2023 at 9:36 am

      “Don’t take me for granite!”

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        2023-12-29T09:41:17+05:30Replied to answer on December 29, 2023 at 9:41 am

        The joke “What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!” is a play on words, mixing geology with a common phrase. Limestone and granite are both types of rocks that geologists study. The humor comes from the phrase “Don’t take me for granted.” This phrase usually means “don’t underestimate me” or “don’t fail to appreciate me.” The joke replaces “granted” with “granite,” which sounds similar. So, the limestone is making a pun, telling the geologist not to confuse it with granite, but also playing on the phrase about being appreciated or recognized for what it truly is.

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      2023-12-29T09:37:50+05:30Added an answer on December 29, 2023 at 9:37 am

      Your wish has been granited.

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    3. Anonymous
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      2023-12-29T09:42:00+05:30Added an answer on December 29, 2023 at 9:42 am

      “Stop rockin’ my world!”

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    4. Anonymous
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      2023-12-29T09:42:01+05:30Added an answer on December 29, 2023 at 9:42 am

      “I’m under a lot of pressure here!”

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    5. KenAdams
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      2024-02-01T17:26:35+05:30Added an answer on February 1, 2024 at 5:26 pm

      Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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    6. batman
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      2024-02-01T17:27:35+05:30Added an answer on February 1, 2024 at 5:27 pm

      What the frack, don’t touch me.

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