What do lawyers wear to court?
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Lawsuits!
The joke “What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!” is a play on words, combining the literal and the figurative meanings of the word “lawsuit.” In its usual context, a “lawsuit” refers to a legal case brought to court by one party against another. However, the joke humorously reinterprets “lawsuit” as a type of clothing that lawyers might wear, playing on the similarity in sound to “suit,” which is a common form of attire for professionals, especially in legal settings.
Legal briefs.
Only Shirts, because their pants caught fire…
All the lawyers I have known wore condoms for extra protection
because usually the jury f***s them