What is the Got any grapes joke?
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A duck walks into a bar and asks “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “What? Grapes? No, this is a bar, not a fruit store. Get out, duck”
The next day the duck comes back, “Got any grapes?”
Bartender says “Dammit duck, I told you to get out. Quit coming here asking for grapes or I’m going to nail your beak to a barstool.
The next day the duck comes back, “Can I borrow a hammer?”
The bartender is furious, “What’s with you duck? Does this look like a hardware store? It’s a bar! I don’t have any hammers here!”
Duck grins, “Good. Got any grapes?”
This joke, known as “The Duck Song,” is a form of repetitive humor that builds on the absurdity of the situation. A duck repeatedly asking for grapes in a bar, where grapes are obviously not served, is inherently nonsensical. The bartender’s escalating threats, culminating in a warning to nail the duck’s beak to a barstool, add to the absurdity. The duck’s request for a hammer the next day momentarily distracts the bartender, who reacts with confusion and anger, only for the duck to return to its original, seemingly innocent question about grapes. The humor lies in the duck’s persistent and cheeky behavior, the bartender’s growing frustration, and the playful subversion of expectations with each visit.