What is your best “R*ctum? Damn near killed him” joke?
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Little Johnny: Sorry I’m late, a car hit my dog in the a**hole.
Teacher: R*ctum*
Johnny: R*ctum? Damn near killed him!
Billy: I put a firecracker up a chicken’s a**hole!
Teacher: R*ctum, Billy.
Billy: R*ctum? Damn near killed him.
I don’t get it. What is “R*ctum? Damn Near Killed Him” ?
so by R*ctum they mean
“R*ctum! Damn Near Killed Him” —> “Wrecked ’em? Damn near killed ’em!”