What's long, hard and has cum in the middle of it?
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Benedict Cumberbatch.
A cucumber.
This joke relies on a double entendre involving the word “cum,” which is slang for s*men, and its appearance in the middle of the word “cucumber.” The setup leads the listener to anticipate a sexual or crude punchline because of the description “long, hard and has cum in the middle of it.” The humor is derived from the subversion of expectations when the punchline turns out to be a harmless vegetable, a cucumber, which literally has the letters “c-u-m” in the middle of it.