What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Their Etiquettes. Let me tell you a story…

3 sisters are sitting on a big porch sipping Mint Juleps.
Martha says, “My husband loves me so much, he built me this amazing porch.”
Mary says, “Well isn’t that nice?”
Mildred says, “Bless your heart”

Mary says, “My husband loves me so much, he bought me a beautiful new Cadillac.”
Martha says, “Well isn’t that nice?”
Mildred says, “Bless your heart.”

Mildred says, “My husband loves me so much, he sent me to Switzerland for etiquette lessons.”
Mary says, “Etiquette lessons? Did they work?!”
Mildred says, “Yes they did.
I used to say ‘F*ck You’. Now,
I say ‘Bless your heart.’”