What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
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Depends on what’s you’re into!
Three girls running with scissors.
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
The joke you’re referring to plays on the double meaning of words for comedic effect, known as a pun. The phrase “running with scissors” is a common warning given to children to avoid a potentially dangerous situation, as running with sharp objects can lead to accidents. The second part of the joke takes the phrase “two girls scissoring,” which is a colloquial term for a sexual act between two women, and combines it with “the runs,” which is a slang term for diarrhea.