What's your best Day after Halloween joke?
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The day after Halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.
He was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
I said to him, “Sorry little buddy, Halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today, what are you supposed to be anyway?”
He said, “Im a period, sorry im late… scared ya did’nt I?”
An engineering student is walking across campus on the day after Halloween, when all of a sudden one of his classmates flies up to him riding a flying broom. Amazed by what he’s seen, he asks, “Where did you get such a great flying broomstick?”
His friend, also an engineering student, replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday afternoon minding my own business when a beautiful witch flew up on this broomstick. She threw the broomstick to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, “Take what you want.”
The first student nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”