What's your best Melbourne Cup Jokes?
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My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with the Melbourne Cup.
I’m looking out the window at them now……….. and they’re off…..
If I owned a racehorse, I would name it My Face
Just to hear the crowd chant “COME ON! COME ON MY FACE!”
“…and here comes My Face coming up from the rear!”