What's your best Reese Witherspoon joke?
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If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers.
She’d have to give up the poon.
Wife: Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband?!?
Husband: Really? Who?
Wife: I can’t remember her name, it was Reese something…
Husband: Witherspoon?
Wife: No, with her knife!
A Deputy reports to a crime scene at Reese Witherspoon’s house.
He arrives on scene and reports to the Sheriff.
Deputy quickly asks, “What happened?”
“There was an explosion,” replies the Sheriff.
– “Any casualties?”
– “Just one”
– “Any suspects?”
– “None.”
– “Type of explosive?”
– “No clue.”
– “Last question for the report,”
– “Fire away.”
– “What in Gods name is that in the the corner?”
The Sheriff smirks and goes, “Ah, those are just Reese’s Pieces.”
If they had to dig their way out of a prison cell, who would be faster:
Ann Widdecombe, or Reese Witherspoon?
Some blonde chick was in my house holding something the other day… …
turns out it was just Reese Witherspoon…