Why are vampires bad at art?
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They are only able to draw blood.
The joke “Why are vampires bad at art? They are only able to draw blood.” plays on the double meaning of the word “draw.” In one sense, “draw” refers to the act of creating art, such as sketching or illustrating. In another sense, “draw” can mean to extract or take out, as in drawing water from a well. Vampires, according to popular folklore, are creatures that suck or “draw” blood from their victims to sustain themselves.
Because they can’t reflect on their work!
They can never get the right shade; it’s always a little too ‘pale’.