Why aren't koalas actual bears?
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Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
The joke “Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Because they don’t meet the koalafications” plays on a pun involving the words “koala” and “qualifications.” Scientifically, koalas are not classified as bears; they belong to the marsupial family. The humor arises from the play on the word “qualifications,” which is humorously altered to “koalafications” to incorporate the word “koala.” The term “qualifications” typically refers to the attributes or experiences that make someone suitable for a particular job or activity.
Because they’re marsupials.
They don’t have the bear necessities!