Why can't Jesus wear jewelry?
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Because he breaks every chain.
This joke “Why can’t Jesus wear jewelry? Because he breaks every chain” is a play on words that combines a religious reference with a literal interpretation of a phrase. In many Christian teachings, Jesus is depicted as a figure of spiritual strength and liberation, often metaphorically described as breaking the chains of sin and death. The humor in this joke comes from taking the phrase “breaks every chain” literally, as if Jesus would physically break any chain, such as those used in jewelry like necklaces or bracelets.
He traded his bling for wings.
Because he already has a ‘cross’ to bear!
He is allergic to gold, it’s a cross to bear
because the Jews always steal them away…