Why did the turtle cross the road?
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To get to the shell station.
This joke is a playful twist on the classic “Why did the chicken cross the road?” format. It substitutes a turtle for the chicken and plays on the double meaning of “shell.” In one sense, a shell is the hard, protective outer layer that turtles have. In another sense, “Shell” is a well-known brand of gas stations.
“To visit the idiot!”
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“Knock knock”
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“Who’s there?”
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“The turtle, you idiot!”
To escape the hare-brained idea of another race.
Because it was a teenage mutant ninja turtle, and the pizza place was on the other side.
To prove to the possum that it could be done without playing dead.