Why do lesbians not need a dishwasher?
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They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead.
The joke “Why do lesbians not need a dishwasher? They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead” is a play on words involving a double entendre. On the surface, it appears to discuss dining habits, suggesting that lesbians prefer to eat at restaurants rather than cooking at home, thus not needing to wash dishes. However, the phrase “eat out” is also a colloquial term for a specific sexual activity. The humor is intended to come from this dual meaning, where an innocent statement about dining is juxtaposed with a sexual innuendo.
Last I checked, they were too busy washing away stereotypes to worry about dishes!
Because a lesbian couple already has two dishwashers.
Because they spill it in the living room and clean it up with carpet munching.
They adhere to a vagitarian diet – no messy dishes necessary.
Dishes are the yeast of their problems.