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Why did the Scarecrow win the nobel prize?
For being outstanding in his field.
For being outstanding in his field.
See lessWhy was the mathematician late for work?
He took the rhombus.
He took the rhombus.
See lessWhat do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.
A father in law.
See lessWhat is the European bathroom joke?
If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European.
If you’re Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom?
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What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
Light blue.
See lessWhat do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Lean beef.
See lessDo you like tapes and CDs?
Cuz I'm gonna tape my d*ck to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts.
Cuz I’m gonna tape my d*ck to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts.
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