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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.
A father in law.
See lessWhat is the European bathroom joke?
If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European.
If you’re Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom?
See lessEuropean.
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
Light blue.
See lessWhat do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Lean beef.
See lessDo you like tapes and CDs?
Cuz I'm gonna tape my d*ck to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts.
Cuz I’m gonna tape my d*ck to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts.
See lessWhat does the + in LGBTQ stands for?
It's a subscription service. You can choose from over 150 different genders and switch as often as you like, as long as you have an active account.
It’s a subscription service. You can choose from over 150 different genders and switch as often as you like, as long as you have an active account.
See lessWhat do cows drink?
That's a mind control joke. Ask the person to spell "silk" 5 times. They: Silk, silk, silk, silk, silk. Now ask, "What do cows drink?" They usually answer, "Milk!" Tell them, "No, they drink water!"
That’s a mind control joke.
See lessAsk the person to spell “silk” 5 times.
They: Silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
Now ask, “What do cows drink?”
They usually answer, “Milk!”
Tell them, “No, they drink water!”