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What did Han Solo name his clone?
Han Duo.
Han Duo.
See lessWhat is the Nazi knock knock joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? *slaps them* VEE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
Knock knock.
See lessWho’s there?
*slaps them* VEE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
See lessWhy are granny panties better than thongs?
Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.
Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.
See lessWhat is the MH370 Joke by Jocelyn Chia?
My country Singapore, after we gained independence from the British, we were a struggling little nation. In order to survive, we formed a union with a larger, more powerful country, Malaysia. Where are you from? (pointing to someone in the crowd) Malaysia? Singapore? Malaysia? Okay, yeah, you [LaughRead more
My country Singapore, after we gained independence from the British, we were a struggling little nation. In order to survive, we formed a union with a larger, more powerful country, Malaysia. Where are you from? (pointing to someone in the crowd) Malaysia? Singapore? Malaysia? Okay, yeah, you [Laughter]. When my prime minister went on TV to announce that you guys had dumped us, he cried because he thought we’re not gonna survive without you. But then four years later, we became a first-world country, and you guys, Malaysia, what are you now? Still a developing country. Oh, you Malaysia, the best break of revenge.
See lessNow Malaysia, you’re trying to come around like in Singapore, you’re looking good, and we’re like, I know, but why haven’t you visited me in 40 years? And you’re like, oh yeah, I tried but you know my airplanes cannot fly. Malaysian Airlines going missing, not funny huh? Some jokes don’t land.
How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?
Take off his hat.
Take off his hat.
See lessWhat is Joyce Meyer's husband store joke?
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascRead more
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2: These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. “That’s nice,” she thinks, “but I want more.” So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
See lessTo avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
Floor 1: This floor has wives that love sex.
Floor 2: This floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.