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It's a subscription service. You can choose from over 150 different genders and switch as often as you like, as long as you have an active account.
It’s a subscription service. You can choose from over 150 different genders and switch as often as you like, as long as you have an active account.
See lessWhat do cows drink?
That's a mind control joke. Ask the person to spell "silk" 5 times. They: Silk, silk, silk, silk, silk. Now ask, "What do cows drink?" They usually answer, "Milk!" Tell them, "No, they drink water!"
That’s a mind control joke.
See lessAsk the person to spell “silk” 5 times.
They: Silk, silk, silk, silk, silk.
Now ask, “What do cows drink?”
They usually answer, “Milk!”
Tell them, “No, they drink water!”
What did Han Solo name his clone?
Han Duo.
Han Duo.
See lessWhat is the Nazi knock knock joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? *slaps them* VEE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
Knock knock.
See lessWho’s there?
*slaps them* VEE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
See lessWhy are granny panties better than thongs?
Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.
Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.
See lessWhat is the MH370 Joke by Jocelyn Chia?
My country Singapore, after we gained independence from the British, we were a struggling little nation. In order to survive, we formed a union with a larger, more powerful country, Malaysia. Where are you from? (pointing to someone in the crowd) Malaysia? Singapore? Malaysia? Okay, yeah, you [LaughRead more
My country Singapore, after we gained independence from the British, we were a struggling little nation. In order to survive, we formed a union with a larger, more powerful country, Malaysia. Where are you from? (pointing to someone in the crowd) Malaysia? Singapore? Malaysia? Okay, yeah, you [Laughter]. When my prime minister went on TV to announce that you guys had dumped us, he cried because he thought we’re not gonna survive without you. But then four years later, we became a first-world country, and you guys, Malaysia, what are you now? Still a developing country. Oh, you Malaysia, the best break of revenge.
See lessNow Malaysia, you’re trying to come around like in Singapore, you’re looking good, and we’re like, I know, but why haven’t you visited me in 40 years? And you’re like, oh yeah, I tried but you know my airplanes cannot fly. Malaysian Airlines going missing, not funny huh? Some jokes don’t land.