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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop...
To go to the body shop…
See lessWhat do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time I guess
A waist of time I guess
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because he was caught selling quack
because he was caught selling quack
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Because after hitting the ball they can't find where the home is.
Because after hitting the ball they can’t find where the home is.
See lessWhat is the Sumerian Bar Joke?
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈ ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one." Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb forRead more
ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma
nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈
ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce
Translation: A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.”
Explanation: Some suggest that the inn also apparently served as a brothel (notes that the word used in the proverb for an inn or tavern, “éš-dam”, can also be translated as “brothel”, and it was common in ancient Mesopotamia for sex work to take place in these establishments), and thus “the dog wanted to see what was ‘going on behind closed doors'”.
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Enough to break the ice.
Enough to break the ice.
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To keep their ankles warm.
To keep their ankles warm.
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