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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Triscissortops.
Triscissortops.
See lessWhat do you call a cute door?
A 'handle' with care!
A ‘handle’ with care!
See lessWhich part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheelchair.
See lessWhat does a gay horse eat?
Hay.
Hay.
See lessHow do you spell 'ME'?
The pickup line? Here you go: Me: Spell the word "ME" for him. She: M-E. Me: But you forgot the D! She: But there's no "D" in "ME"! Me: Not yet.
The pickup line? Here you go:
See lessMe: Spell the word “ME” for him.
She: M-E.
Me: But you forgot the D!
She: But there’s no “D” in “ME”!
Me: Not yet.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A power outage! Because then everyone's phone flashlights come on!
A power outage! Because then everyone’s phone flashlights come on!
See lessWhat do you call a lesbian with braces?
serial killer
serial killer
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