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What did the dirt say to the rain?
“If you don't stop, my name will be mud!”
“If you don’t stop, my name will be mud!”
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He's a rocket man.
He’s a rocket man.
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To prevent florist Friahs.
To prevent florist Friahs.
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Tastebuds.
Tastebuds.
See lessWhy shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?
It’ll crack-up.
It’ll crack-up.
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Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don’t like fast food.
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A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
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