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What is the Five Penny Trick?
The trick requires five pennies, placed down one at a time, heads up. Place the first penny on the table. "Can you smell that....that's a scent." Place the second penny. "Can you see any fruit....that's a pair." Place the third penny. "Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns." Place the fourth down. "CRead more
The trick requires five pennies, placed down one at a time, heads up.
See lessPlace the first penny on the table. “Can you smell that….that’s a scent.”
Place the second penny. “Can you see any fruit….that’s a pair.”
Place the third penny. “Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns.”
Place the fourth down. “Can you see any snakes? Four copperheads.
Place the fifth down. “Can you see any pussy?”
Scoop them all up, “Not for five cents you can’t.”
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters?
yo mama's mouth. P.S. - I call dick as letter
yo mama’s mouth.
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Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field
because he was outstanding in his field
See lessWhy couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because the green pepper did not habenero...
because the green pepper did not habenero…
See lessWhat's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab?
One is a crusty bus station, the other one is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus station, the other one is a busty crustacean.
See lessWhy is America bad at chess?
because whites always beat the black, so its never a challenge
because whites always beat the black, so its never a challenge
See lessWhat does a DJ call his son?
same as the pirate's son. errrr-ic
same as the pirate’s son. errrr-ic
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