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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
Yammies.
See lessWhat does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
One has gobblers, the other goblins.
One has gobblers, the other goblins.
See lessWhy do crocs have holes in them?
So your dignity can drain out.
So your dignity can drain out.
See lessWhy did the bear wear slippers?
To cover his bear feet.
To cover his bear feet.
See lessWhat is the cheapest meat you can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Deer balls, they’re under a buck.
See lessWhat are the rules of Destroy D*ck December?
According to what I understand, the number of times you have to m*sturbate is correlated with the day of the month. 1st December: 1x 2nd December: 2x 3rd December: 3x And so on to the 31st December: 31x.
According to what I understand, the number of times you have to m*sturbate is correlated with the day of the month.
See less1st December: 1x
2nd December: 2x
3rd December: 3x
And so on to the 31st December: 31x.
What is Matt Rife domestic violence joke?
The opening joke of Matt Rife’s Netflix special, Natural Selection, is set at a restaurant in Baltimore, a city Rife describes as “ratchet.” He says, "I've only been to Baltimore one time. I ate lunch there, and the hostess, who seats you at the restaurant, had a black eye. It was pretty obvious whaRead more
The opening joke of Matt Rife’s Netflix special, Natural Selection, is set at a restaurant in Baltimore, a city Rife describes as “ratchet.”
See lessHe says, “I’ve only been to Baltimore one time. I ate lunch there, and the hostess, who seats you at the restaurant, had a black eye. It was pretty obvious what happened. We couldn’t get over the fact, ‘This is the face of the company.’ Like, ‘This is… This is who you have greeting people?’ And my boy, who I was with was like, ‘Yeah, I feel bad for her. I feel like they should, you know, put her in the kitchen or something where nobody has to see her face, you know.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, but I feel like if she could cook, she wouldn’t have that black eye.'”
“Testing the water, seeing if y’all are gonna be fun or not. Just wanted to see.”