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What is the Rudolph report card joke?
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
See lessBecause he went down in history.
How many teeth do cats have?
You: How many teeth do cats have? Friend: I don't know! You: How many feet do chickens have? Friend: Two. You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!
You: How many teeth do cats have?
See lessFriend: I don’t know!
You: How many feet do chickens have?
Friend: Two.
You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!
What do you call a Mexican leaving the hospital?
Manuel.
Manuel.
See lessWhat do you call a hurricane that's late?
A takeitstimecane.
A takeitstimecane.
See lessWhat is the Germany 1942 joke?
Man: Yo girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? Girl: Germany 1942.
Man: Yo girl, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
See lessGirl: Germany 1942.
How do you beat a lesbian in a rock, paper, scissor fight?
Pick rock, she will most likely pick scissor.
Pick rock, she will most likely pick scissor.
See lessWhat's worse than two girls running with scissors?
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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