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Why are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
They are only able to draw blood.
See lessWhat is a Cream Pie joke?
A woman asked me what a creampie was I made sure to fill her in.
A woman asked me what a creampie was
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What do you call a ghost cheerleader?
Dead.
Dead.
See lessWhat did the skeleton say before dinner?
Bone appetit.
Bone appetit.
See lessWhat did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in life before death?"
“Do you believe in life before death?”
See lessWhat do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates.
Broommates.
See lessWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
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