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What is the Pearl Necklace Joke?
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?"
“Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma’s pearl necklace.”
See less“Really? That old chestnut?”
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
See lessDid you hear the sad news about 12" rulers?
Turns out, they're not making them any longer.
Turns out, they’re not making them any longer.
See lessWhat is the complete Tyrion Honeycomb & Jackass joke?
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The firRead more
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
See lessMadame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what’s with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest a** in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey…
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well… she asked the genie to make my c*ck hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one’s not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
What is the Neymar Sister’s Birthday joke?
The joke surrounding Neymar and his sister's birthday stems from a perceived pattern where Neymar has been unavailable to play around the time of his sister's birthday on March 11, due to injuries or suspensions. This has led to speculation and jokes among fans and media that Neymar intentionally geRead more
The joke surrounding Neymar and his sister’s birthday stems from a perceived pattern where Neymar has been unavailable to play around the time of his sister’s birthday on March 11, due to injuries or suspensions. This has led to speculation and jokes among fans and media that Neymar intentionally gets sidelined to be able to attend his sister’s birthday celebrations.
If you take a closer look at Neymar’s 10 years in Europe, he only played thrice during that date after moving out of Santos, his boyhood club in Brazil.
In 2023, he was out for 130 days from February 20, 2023, to June 30, 2023, due to Ankle Surgery.
In 2022, he PLAYED on that day against Bordeaux.
In 2021, he was out for 36 days from February 11, 2021, to March 19, 2021, due to Adductor problems.
In 2020, he PLAYED and scored one goal in PSG’s 3-2 agg win over Dortmund in UCL R16.
In 2019, he was out for 85 days from January 24, 2019, to April 19, 2019, due to Metatarsal Fracture.
In 2018, he was out for 90 days from February 26, 2018, to May 27, 2018, due to Metatarsal Fracture.
In 2017, he was out for 6 days from March 9, 2017, to March 16, 2017, due to Muscular problems. It was his last season in Barcelona.
In 2016, he was out for 1 match due to a yellow card suspension. Later, he returned on March 12 for the match against Getafe.
In 2015, he was out for 1 match due to a yellow card suspension. Later, he returned on March 14 for the match against Eibar.
In 2014, he PLAYED on March 12 against Manchester City for a 4-1 agg win in his first season for Barcelona in UCL R16.
It should be mentioned that Neymar values his family above anything else. The Brazilian never lets his little sister leave his sight because they have such a strong bond.
See lessBeing too cautious, he even forbade his comrades from approaching too closely. With the exception of one day, some Brazilian players made fun of him by remarking that Rafaella Santos was really ‘cute’. Words that, as Dani Alves remembers, actually made Neymar lose it.
Infact, he also has a tattoo of her face on his upper arm. This has pissed a lot of people off, so they started making incest jokes, and it’s a bit of a meme now.
Why did the slot machine bring a ladder to the casino?
To hit the jackpot.
To hit the jackpot.
See lessWhere do ghosts go on vacation?
The Boo-hamas.
The Boo-hamas.
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