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When do zombies finish trick or treating?
When they are dead tired.
When they are dead tired.
See lessWhat is the ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll be bach’ joke?
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume thatRead more
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween.
See lessThey go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, “I think I’ll go as Beethoven.” Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, “I’ll be Mozart.” Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picked up a costume and said, “I’ll be Bach.”
What is the crow on the Orient Express joke?
A twitter user @jameshannah put out a tweet "Depluralise a film. I’ll start. Jaw." Another user @benjaminjudge replied "A Crow on the Orient Express."
A twitter user @jameshannah put out a tweet “Depluralise a film. I’ll start. Jaw.” Another user @benjaminjudge replied “A Crow on the Orient Express.”
See lessWhat’s the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?
Outlaws are wanted!
Outlaws are wanted!
See lessWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because they're dead.
Because they’re dead.
See lessWhy do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be in the boat!
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
See lessWhat does the CIA stand for?
Comically Inept A**holes.
Comically Inept A**holes.
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