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Did you hear when one night a king and a queen went fishing?
Yes, I have heard the riddle: One night, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket? A Knight.
Yes, I have heard the riddle: One night, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
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What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between br*asts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt.
A seatbelt.
See lessWhere do Math teachers go on New Year's Eve?
Times Square.
Times Square.
See lessWhy can't orphans be criminals?
Because there never wanted.
Because there never wanted.
See lessHow does a Rodeo Star get around?
In a cattleilac!
In a cattleilac!
See lessHow do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Unique up on him.
See lessWhat does a gay cow eat?
Haaaaaaaay!!!
Haaaaaaaay!!!
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