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What is the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?
Gross.
Gross.
See lessHow does Kanye like his eggs?
Over Yeezy.
Over Yeezy.
See lessWhy seagulls fly over the sea?
Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
See lessWhat's the medical name for Viagra?
Mycoxaflopin.
Mycoxaflopin.
See lessWhat is 19 in French joke?
Friend 1: Do you know how to say 19 in French? Friend 2: No, how? Friend 1: Dix-neuf. Friend 2: Dix what? Friend 1: Dix-neuf. Friend 2 (realizing the joke): Ah, 'deez nuts'! Got me!
Friend 1: Do you know how to say 19 in French?
See lessFriend 2: No, how?
Friend 1: Dix-neuf.
Friend 2: Dix what?
Friend 1: Dix-neuf.
Friend 2 (realizing the joke): Ah, ‘deez nuts’! Got me!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
See lessWhat is an Australian kiss?
It’s like a French kiss but down under!
It’s like a French kiss but down under!
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