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What is your best Jimmy Buffett joke?
What do you call a "Gulf and Western" singer who's gained way too much weight? Jimmy Hit the Buffett
What do you call a “Gulf and Western” singer who’s gained way too much weight?
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What is your best Yukon joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon go away and come back another time.
Knock, knock.
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Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon go away and come back another time.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Act like a nut.
See lessWhy do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Because their horns don’t work!
See lessWhat is the vegan burglars joke?
I trapped a couple of vegan burglars in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They kept shouting lettuce leaf.
I trapped a couple of vegan burglars in my basement. At least I think they’re vegan.
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Why do cats like to step on computer keyboards?
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jfjkl;fdasljki;l nkfskllkteqjpteqjwtjokkkkkkkllllll..
See lessWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because they are dead.
Because they are dead.
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