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How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Act like a nut.
See lessWhy do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Because their horns don’t work!
See lessWhat is the vegan burglars joke?
I trapped a couple of vegan burglars in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They kept shouting lettuce leaf.
I trapped a couple of vegan burglars in my basement. At least I think they’re vegan.
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Why do cats like to step on computer keyboards?
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jfjkl;fdasljki;l nkfskllkteqjpteqjwtjokkkkkkkllllll..
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Because they are dead.
Because they are dead.
See lessWhat do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide!
Tide!
See lessWhy do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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