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What is the Dalai Lama Pizza joke?
Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza shop, gives the waiter a $10 bill, and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" After 5 minutes when he has finished his pizza, He asks the waiter, "Hey, where is my change?" The waiter says, "Change must come from within!"
Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza shop, gives the waiter a $10 bill, and says, “Can you make me one with everything?”
See lessAfter 5 minutes when he has finished his pizza,
He asks the waiter, “Hey, where is my change?”
The waiter says, “Change must come from within!”
What are your best Trump mugshot jokes?
Do you wanna play Trump’s new Monopoly game? Every place you land says Go Directly to Jail.
Do you wanna play Trump’s new Monopoly game?
See lessEvery place you land says Go Directly to Jail.
What is your best Oxford Comma Joke?
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. Both of them have a great time.
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.
See lessBoth of them have a great time.
What's the burnt Hawaiian pizza joke?
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have put it on aloha setting.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.
See lessI should have put it on aloha setting.
What is the I-Ladies joke?
Do you prefer e-girls or i-ladies? I LADIES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Do you prefer e-girls or i-ladies?
See lessI LADIES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!
What are your best jokes on Women's football?
My missus said, "The women's world cup is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me." -Sent from my iphone in Asdas.
My missus said, “The women’s world cup is on, are you watching it or coming shopping with me.”
See less-Sent from my iphone in Asdas.
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.
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