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If I have 26 sheep and one dies, how many are left?
19. Get it? 20 sick sheep.
19.
See lessGet it? 20 sick sheep.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Christian Bale.
See lessWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
See lessWhat is the Doomah Joke?
Me: What is Hamood spelled backward? They: Doomah. Me: Doomah nuts fit in yo mouth.
Me: What is Hamood spelled backward?
See lessThey: Doomah.
Me: Doomah nuts fit in yo mouth.
What is the Room 40 Joke?
Me to friend: Do you know about room 40? Friend: What's room 40? Me: Room four deez nuts, got'em!
Me to friend: Do you know about room 40?
See lessFriend: What’s room 40?
Me: Room four deez nuts, got’em!
What's your best 'I hardly/barely know her' joke?
Son: C’mon Dad, put your turn signal on before you change lanes. Dad: FLICKer? I hardly know her!
Son: C’mon Dad, put your turn signal on before you change lanes.
See lessDad: FLICKer? I hardly know her!
What's the deal with airline food?
The flavors are all so plane, and the prices are sky high.
The flavors are all so plane, and the prices are sky high.
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