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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
It gets jalapeño business!
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MOOOOOsic.
MOOOOOsic.
See lessWhat's your best Reese Witherspoon joke?
If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers. She'd have to give up the poon.
If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers.
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What's your best matter baby joke?
"Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?" "What's a matter baby?" "Nothing, I'm fine sweetie. How are you?"
“Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?”
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“Nothing, I’m fine sweetie. How are you?”
What joke caused the death of Athenian philosopher Chrysippus?
The ancient philosopher Chrysippus, a major figure in Stoic philosophy, reportedly died of laughter after observing a donkey eating figs. The story goes that Chrysippus got the donkey drunk on wine, then, seeing the donkey trying to eat figs, he cried out, "Now give the donkey a pure wine to wash doRead more
The ancient philosopher Chrysippus, a major figure in Stoic philosophy, reportedly died of laughter after observing a donkey eating figs. The story goes that Chrysippus got the donkey drunk on wine, then, seeing the donkey trying to eat figs, he cried out, “Now give the donkey a pure wine to wash down the figs!” and then started laughing so hard that he died.
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Pear-is.
Pear-is.
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A car.
A car.
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